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no it's wants me.

no it's wants me.

AND THE PICKLES.

AND THE PICKLEZZZZZ

+Grace Monte ok drive around, some one get some sauce quick! she wants it her way

+DrragonFeathers SWEET SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODYxD omg that made me laugh so hard

:P NOW DRIVE AROUND

Ikr XD

+Kamron Saga its via drivethrough I think

GIVE HER THE DAME SAUCE!!!!!!

someone get some sauce she wants it her way!

Ummm.....

Sir uh...

sweet sauce all over my body

And the shake!

+Holy Wyvern You would be wrong sir/ma'am. It's a MMORPG that's 2D. Unlike many MMO's where you must point and click to attack, it has a sense of old beat em up style as a 2D platform. What's more is that it's actually older than Terraria (Terraria launching in 2011 where Maplestory launched in 2003). You should try it if you get the chance, it's free to play. Hope you come across some good people, I know the community of the game kinda took a toll after 2009 (Many arrogant people who's hubris entices them to claim they are "Pros." Still, it remains as one of my favorite MMORPG's ever. 

o-o Okay ^-^

I think's it's Terraria mixed with Anime. It looks like it.

+ChaoticBurrito lol!

Im still a good boy! Cleans your entire home see?

I never knew Obito was such a potty mouth. :o

@frenchiebear101 Dude...dude..he is a good comedian I accept it and I laugh at his jokes that I cry but there are so momments when you say...umm..sure..ha..ha....no...so..that kinda dosen't make him a god.But hes pretty danm good!

ROFL!!!!!!!!! this is too great!!! the funny thing is that it's so true!!! Girls always win fights!!! its cuz guys don't know what to do other than swear and yell. hahahhahahahahaha

A!!....?????...he....heh...heh....hoe-hum......not even a laugh track, NLP hypnosis, and a brain dead audience can make this funny

@mynameisname11 Alright, Yes I will be, - I will try as Soon as I can get around to it! Thanks For Subbing!

Not only is Dane Cook the WORST comic ever, but also a total douche bag everyone over 16 knows that

Everyone has a different sense of humor, let those who find him funny enjoy it! lmao Dane Cook! :)

Oh you are a sad soul that doesn't either get his jokes, or you fucking bryan lmao

I don't care what every living person on the Earth says.............your halarious

LMFAO! when he was talking about the guy stating the obv-s is SOOOO TRUE! LOL!

LMFAO!!! this a perfect example of that time father embarrising moment!!

i dont care what every person on the planet says...YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

why is there so much trolling for his videos there fucking amazing

if you get more videos ill subscribe, cuz i loooove dane cook!

The audience is so fucking annoying they cheer every ten words

@MrSpriggz what the fuck do you want subs if you have 1 video?

Will You Be making new Dane cook videos? if so i'll sub :D

i thought the comment was 'you dont love me."

happened with me and my friends at school

love it... hey guys, is it true? -lori

i love dane cook he's so funny lol

Subscribe If You Like Dane Cook!

Stolen joke from Bill Engvall.

ths ws fukin funny n true

my fave comedian!!!!!

You don't even know

MY NOODLES

Fucking noodles.

No problem (:

Shout up

good guys are hard to find more like it :-p

Gillis... lmao! buh the passing a message though. 'They say Good Girls are Hard to Find these days'. How true is that??

+Angel Love (MoonlightxStars) Yes! Tell them sister:)

Lol well, any man that is only looking for a woman to cook for him twice a day, can keep it moving and shouldn't even look or breathe my way. Go hire a live-in chef if that's all you want. A real man wants much more than just a cook. He wants a beautiful, educated, intelligent, fun woman who makes her own money, can hold a great conversation AND knows how to cook and does it regularly. That is a general description of who I am, and the man that can appreciate that, has good taste.

+Angel Love lmaoooo just don't be mad when you're single with 9 cats

Lol I don't have such luxuries. I have a job and other activities that take up most of my time

+Angel Love That should be twice a Day

Incorrect statement! I cook at least twice a week

Lmaoo

F*@% this game! It's four in the morning, grandma! You win! I'm sittin' on Balitc with crack! And I'm payin' luxury tax out the ass. I hate when you're the banker. Where'd you get the pink fifties, you cheating whorre? Don't f*@!ing touch me Grandpa, Nanna is a cheating whorre! And I shoud cut your head off with this little doggie!

HAHAHAH!!!! i love it how everybody in the audience is all dressed up nice and sitting at fancy tables, and he's all like in sweats and a wife-beater pretending to stab someone mutipule times.gotta love dane cook! XD

I have Monopoly and Clue..both board game and PC game T^T I always lose at Clue because I don't know what the fuck to do after I get something I need..and I'M the one who is blamed DX

You're a fucking idiot, this IS the full video. Look at the title, 'Monopoly - Full Video' not the whole show he performed, learn to fucking read.

who starts a game of monopoly at 1:30AM in the morning . . . It is obvious that game annoys the shit out of you soon, A good 2 ours into the game.

LOL i played monopoly with my family for fucking 4 HOURS! then we final just stop playing and my mom won......then i deicided monopoly sucks

This is from his Comedy Central Presents special. There's an uncut and extended version of the routine on his album Harmful If Swallowed.

RRRRRRRR - thrusts arm in firey passion- w-what are you doing? RRRRRRRRRRRR -continues flailing arm- IM KILLING YOU!

Some douche bag at my school talent show copied this bit word for word and called it his "comedy routine".

When he yells " DON'T TOUCH ME GRANDPA," he sounds like the kid from The Greatest Freak Out Ever. lol

I HATE MONOPOLY with a passion.And I also have this over-riding urge to bury my face in his arm-pits!

about 2 years ago my family got rid of some games...we kept monopoly and we still don't paly it.

You can find it online somehwere or I I could just send it to you, it's about 20 minutes long.

HOLY that is so fucking funny!!! He should have gotten the revolver from clue  lol

0:17 so so funny yeah grandma where did the pink 50s come from??? that dog is sharp

It was a middle school talent show. I'm pretty sure there was no pussy involved.

Just for the record, I HOPE SCRABBEL BURNS NEXT TO MONOPOLY IN BOREDGAME HELL!

in the first few seconds, you can hear someone say "I don't". Around 0:05

Who gives a shit, it's not like he got paid. Maybe just some extra pussy

@tobiisagoodboy12343 i think he means that monopoly can go on forever

here he looks a bit like Greg from eastenders LOL XD Dane is amazing

11 people are Monopoly Cheaters. Always stealing the 50's.

cops: ha, we found the bloody- dane: ah, but what room?

@dingydancers123 ANOTHER FUNNY PART WAS 0:00 - 2:16 =)

OK people stop repeating what DC says it annoying

i thought it was the 500s that were pink....

"brrrfff" i quit grama its 4 in the moring

No, 500 are orange, 5 are pink, 50 are blue