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Top 5 Mitch Hedberg Jokes!

Mitch Hedberg was a great comedian, so here are some of his best jokes in cartoon.

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miguel fajardo commented on 11 Feb 2014

the only time i thought this guy was funny was on the 70s show sorry to make you mitch hedberg fans mad

Alex Harris is Love commented on 02 Dec 2015

+elkyiv I was thinking the exact same thing. Lol

elkyiv commented on 11 Apr 2014

none of us are mad as you cannot get mad at a retarded person

Comic Saffron Herndon, 10, Performs, Runs Out of 'Clean Jokes’ | TODAY

Wow Me” Week on TODAY ends with laughs by welcoming Saffron Herndon, an edgy stand-up comedian whose act has gone viral, even though she's just 10 ...

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Jake Bolling commented on 27 Oct 2015

I thought she was hysterical, but idk I wish she would come in with more of an intro. Like instead of going straight to the jokes I think it would be better if she eased into them and told it more like a story.

SA-X commented on 22 Nov 2015

+Nicholas P I've seen another video where she's had more time but she did the same thing. Either way she'll learn, learn! She's great!

Nicholas P commented on 31 Oct 2015

I think they only have a short amount of time to record for that section of the program so that it doesn't take out the other activites and stuff on it so she probably had to cut out the intro in order to be able to fit it into the program.

Magnet cup joke

I had this idea to put a magnet on a cup and drive around with it on my roof, like ya see sometimes when folks put their drink up there and drive off. The results ...

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Charles McDonald commented on 24 Feb 2015

Great idea! Tex you really know how to put smiles on peoples faces!

1963impala2dr commented on 06 Apr 2014

aww.. Tex.. you're my hero haha

Adrien Rébillout commented on 13 Nov 2014

hahaha !! perfect !! :D

tex everett commented on 07 Apr 2014

Love your humor, Tex.

rpeek commented on 06 Apr 2014

Ha hahahahaha..

rpeek commented on 06 Apr 2014

First!

It is no Joke! This Blonde is smart - How to fix your Wii Sensor

We wanted to play some WII games this Christmas Eve but soon discovered that the Cat ate the Cable and the WII Console were now broken. Being a Blonde I ...

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m4rk0256 commented on 28 Dec 2011

This works because candles emit infrared light that we can't see which is the same type of light that the 10 led's in the sensor bar emit. Note that it is not done by heat waves because heat waves don't exist, also that is not a fiber optic cable because that cables only purpose is to light up 10 LED's which can not be done since fiber optics work by transferring information with photons not electrons and only a flow of electrons can light a bulb in a circtuit. not smart girl just got PHYSIC'D

WeddinCake commented on 26 Dec 2011

If you were "smart" you would just re-solder the wires back together. Just saying. The "sensor bar" is actually just two groups of infrared LEDs. The wiimote has an infrared camera in it that tracks the positions of the LEDs. Also i doubt the cable is made of fiber-optic wire, and it doesn't work with heatwaves.

killingfrenzy1993 commented on 29 Dec 2011

@m4rk0256 To bad LED's don't work the same way like lightbulbs ^^ lightbulbs: light is emitted by overstraining a very thin wire of metal with electricity. (it's just a glowing piece of metal) LED's: electromagnetic waves are emitted by subjecting semiconductors to electricity ;)

Car Shows commented on 26 Dec 2011

No Joke – Blonde Fix WII Sensor with Candles Today we wanted to play some WII games and found out that the Cat have destroyed the WII Sensor Cable. The cat has basically bitten off the wires of the WII Sensor. I tried to fix it but could not get the wires to connect properly.

m4rk0256 commented on 16 Mar 2012

@ibob1983 psssh wikipedia half of that I've known since high school since I actually dabbled in circuits back then and last I checked I almost have an electrical engineering degree which at that point anything that uses electricity can be understood especially if its simple

Yoshiyahu commented on 29 Dec 2011

Hmmm... I'd put the "sensor bar" on top of the TV. Candles crank out heat, and the last thing you want is a overheated/melty TV.

Raymond Ward commented on 28 Dec 2011

@xXcoolcubeXx Yeah... smart... Y'know.... Cause most chicks have solder and soldering irons in their houses...

Robert S commented on 30 Dec 2011

maybe this works but i think the tv dosn't like soo much close candles... Anyway nice zoo in your house.

TurdFerguson98 commented on 01 Jan 2012

Is the point of this video that you can fix the sensors with candles or that you're blonde?

Gerald Ferreira commented on 29 Dec 2011

@CCHero23 Only problem were that the shops were closed... This is just a temporary fix

P Tromwibbler commented on 31 Dec 2011

What a nice boyfriend letting her take the credit for what was obviously his idea.

Danny Bhoy -- Live at the Sydney Opera House -- Mom Joke

my boyfriend and I watched this together earlier this year and this was the best part ever (especially near the end)! I was crying i was laughing so hard! I hope ...

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ZSy264 commented on 02 Apr 2013

This guy is just too funny. Actually heard a slightly different version of this act when he was in Brighton and I didn't know who he was. It ended with him calling out 'Mo-o-om!' when he realised the racist janitor he was stuck in a dark room with wasn't wearing pants. Long story...funny story.

SHAXXZ101 commented on 19 Dec 2011

You never realise how true this is, until someone points it out.... I still do it when my mum doesnt answer except my fourth call is a cry 'mum' its more like a high pitched scream and if that doesnt work, i will find her, go right up next to her ear and yell MUM!

Erin Leigh commented on 08 Mar 2012

in Canada, we have a different accent but the EXACT SAME phenomenon ;) #1 - MUUH-uh-UUM? #2 - MAAH-um!! #3 - MAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!! #4 - Muh-HUH-huh-huh-uuuuum....... *tears*

leelarlou commented on 22 May 2013

my 9 year old does the third one.... every flippin' time he calls me but that's not often... he normally shouts Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!

Ceinwen Creighton commented on 19 Jan 2012

This is me: Mummy! Mu-ummy! Mu-um! MUM! MU-UM! MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mum: What the hell is wrong with you? Me: Where's dad gone? O.o Mum: Oh my god, Ceinwen -.-

mellyybabe22 commented on 13 Jan 2012

This was one of the videos that my now fiance played me on our first date.. watch it and still crack up !! danny bhoy you are amazing!! :D

dynasxv commented on 13 May 2014

In my case, the calls were "Dad" or "Daddy" (depending on my age at the time) since my dad was the one who raised me...

Cutensweet3 commented on 20 Dec 2011

@rjumoorty awesome! i would like to see him and a few others live if we (my bf and i) ever get the chance!

littleangel12344 commented on 28 Dec 2011

After the fourth call you get no reply, your mom is dead, and you just start screaming.

Cutensweet3 commented on 20 Dec 2011

@SHAXXZ101 haha I know! exactly! that's why it's hilarious because it's soooo true!

Ms1Fab3 commented on 02 Mar 2013

Spot on, I knew what the third mum was going to sound like. Brilliant Danny Bhoy!!

Mitch Hedberg - Mitch All Together Complete

Mitch Hedberg's "Mitch All Together," all together. RIP, Mitch!!

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Disko Dyslexic commented on 16 Jan 2016

Ay, watch this whole video with captions/subtitles on & it's funny as fluffy shit.

John Hall commented on 18 Jan 2016

+Disko Dyslexic LOL that's hilarious

AnAsian2010 commented on 15 Dec 2015

Which comedian do I hate the most? Barack Hussein Obama.

Marco Ahumada commented on 29 Jan 2016

Lame.

Mattie Danielson commented on 20 Dec 2015

+AnAsian2010 thats unfunny and dumb for so many reasons

Bill Jones commented on 07 Sep 2015

I just recently discovered this comedian via Pandora, but was sad to find that Mitch has passed on. It took awhile for me to get used to him, but now I find his delivery and enunciation are what make him so goddamn funny, even when he fucks up a joke. I put him into the same pool as Steven Wright and Lewis Black, among others. Very absurdist. Glad to find so many postings here on YouTube. Thanks for the post! "That's not my foot"...

Peter Griffin commented on 27 Dec 2015

he's a thousand times funnier than Steven Wright & Louis Black, Put Together.

Monique Anton commented on 27 Jul 2015

The 14 people who disliked this video should be banned from critiquing comedy in any way what so ever.

Justin Huff commented on 26 Sep 2015

amen sista amen

Brandon Culpepper commented on 13 Sep 2015

+Loki Wolfe Forgive me for leaving out Carlin. Odin bless his smutty soul.

Loki Wolfe commented on 13 Sep 2015

+Brandon Culpepper Don't forget Carlin! Hedberg and Carlin are both in my "top comics of all time" list. So glad I found this audio because it is cracking me right up!

G Sam commented on 26 Aug 2015

+Monique Anton Word.

Brandon Culpepper commented on 14 Aug 2015

The now 15 people who disliked this set wouldn't know comedy if Mitch, Kennison, Pryor and Greg Giraldo rose from the grave and bit their ass!