+An african childd tips imaginary hatGood job, you glorious bastard. This is the first time i've been Anyting-rolled in years. Thanks for keeping the tradition alive.Or in 9gagish:"I'm not even mad. That's amazing."
For anyone interested, here's a rough English translation of the lyrics.
(I'm sorry in advance for any possible mistakes)
So I’m going camping
With Škoda 100 to Orava
I’m in a hurry, therefore I’m risking
Going through Moravia
The spook rages there, emerging from the swamp
It eats mainly Prague folk, goes by name Jožin
Jožin from the swamp, creeping through the quagmire,
Jožin from the swamp, approaching the village
Jožin from the swamp, already sharpening his teeth
Jožin from the swamp, biting, sucking, choking
To Jožin from the swamp, who would ever think of that
The one and only effective thing is a crop duster
I was going through the village, on the route to Vizovice
A chairman welcomed me, he told me at a bottle of plum brandy
Dead or alive, who brings me Jožin
I shall give them my daughter and a half of JZD
Jožin from the swamp, creeping through the quagmire
Jožin from the swamp, approaching the village
Jožin from the swamp, already sharpening his teeth
Jožin from the swamp, biting, sucking, choking
To Jožin from the swamp, who would ever think of that
The one and only effective thing is a crop duster
I’m saying: Chairman, give me an airplane and powder
I will bring you Jožin, there’s no catch in that
The chairman complied, I took off in the morning
The powder nicely dropped on Jožin
Jožin from the swamp is all white already
Jožin from the swamp, out of the swamp he’s running
Jožin from the swamp, got to a rock
Jožin from the swamp, amen is with him
I chased Jožin down, I’m holding him, yohoho
Every penny counts, I’m gonna sell him to the Z-O-O
I know I messed up in a few parts, but it was fun!! :D enjoy -Shannon Support BigStance team on Patreon! //bit.ly/bspatreon Thanks for watching, more ...
rate,comment and enjoy!:) and don't forget that this is MY top:) since this decade is almost over,i came up with an idea i will do some little "awards" that constain ...
you forgot Israel 2000....
and Ireland 2008...
and Montenegro 2012....
and Czech Republic 2009...
and United Kingdom 2007...
and Spain 2008....
These songs may be terrible, but they were God damn funny
+Ni Colas Sorry, no. That was Alf Poier, an Austrian comedian known for his quite dadaist performances. Like, say, that one (and believe it or not, that was one of the more coherent ones he's ever done).