Lawyer definition jokes Videos

• 1. Jokes - Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their cloth
• 2. Jokes - What is the definition of a "lucky break"? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. What
• 3. Jokes - A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.
• 4. Jokes - What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops S***ing you dry after
• 5. Jokes - Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd like to
• 6. Jokes - When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut.
• 7. Jokes - How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.
• 8. Patton Oswalt: There Could Be "Hundreds" Of Cosby Rape Victims
• 9. Fox’s Juan Williams Rips Sony Execs’ вЂWhite Liberal Hypocrisy’

Jokes - Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their cloth

Jokes - What is the definition of a "lucky break"? When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. What

Jokes - A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.

Jokes - What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops S***ing you dry after

Jokes - Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd like to

Jokes - When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut.

Jokes - How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

Patton Oswalt: There Could Be "Hundreds" Of Cosby Rape Victims

User Comments

Marshall Mathers commented on 01 Apr 2015

Just play the clip no one cares about your stupid commentary in between

Andrei Simionescu commented on 25 Nov 2015

yes! and the retarded censoring... just wow

darkblood626 commented on 15 Dec 2014

Personally I don’t give a shit either way. I just find the fact that innocent until proven guilty seems to have gone right out the window… If he’s guilty then he should be burred under the prison; just put down the dam spades at least until he sees the inside of a courtroom.

NossohSeven commented on 10 Jan 2015

Still trolling I see. You're just plain sick, rape troll. You're disgusting, stop talking to me you fucking rape-troll piece of shit.

Bureaucratic Barbarian commented on 10 Jan 2015

+NossohSeven Oh my, can you read? 

NossohSeven commented on 08 Jan 2015

+Bureaucratic BarbarianYou're still using rape as an excuse to troll people, sicko. You don't care about rape victims at all - just look at your posts! The evidence is there. You're fooling no one. NO one.

Bureaucratic Barbarian commented on 08 Jan 2015

+NossohSeven Oh i see, I probably shouldn't have used so  many syllables in that last one.

darkblood626 commented on 08 Jan 2015

+NossohSeven

NossohSeven commented on 08 Jan 2015

Hey troll, rape is a serious thing and not to be used just to troll the internet. Thousands of women are raped every year and all you're doing is using their rapes to get people angry by slandering their good names on the internet.You need to take rape more seriously and stop using it to troll the internet. It's disgusting how you use something as serious as rape to get your jollies by making people angry on a YouTube message board.You using rape to troll the internet is NOT funny. You need to grow a soul. And STOP using rape to troll the internet!

Bureaucratic Barbarian commented on 08 Jan 2015

+NossohSeven Because you're a rape apologist.  There's a lot that could be said about a man who thinks that the public image of a washed up T.V. personality is more important then a multitude of possible  victims of absolutely heinous crimes that where made even more egregious by the opportunistic, predatory nature of the act. Our caustically masculine culture has trained you like a good dog to not take rape all that seriously.You repulse me. 

NossohSeven commented on 07 Jan 2015

+Bureaucratic Barbarian Standing up for truth, justice and the American way of assuming innocence is now apologizing for rape? You had better have a goddamn good reason you said that boy

Bureaucratic Barbarian commented on 26 Dec 2014

Is he in prison? No. So it didn't go out the window. The problem is creepy rape apologists like you who don't want it talked about at all.Fuck you.

Fox’s Juan Williams Rips Sony Execs’ ‘White Liberal Hypocrisy’