Obscure lawyer jokes Videos

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why have you wasted our time with this shit ? are you senile or just low on inteligence

Go fuck yourself

i go there

I thought it was pretty funny, I laughed pretty good at the seahorse part. I think the delivery is a little bit too fast though. I was wondering if you were gonna run out of breath at one point.

@hachileitmotif It's special because someone saw it, felt amused because of it, and liked it. What's not to understand? Don't be jelly * obligatory troll face here, just for the sake of it* :3

@luckynumber58 every time I try to load that game on my iPod, it crashes. I just want my $1.99 worth of brony brobot sparkles :(

I think you have great material, but the delivery seems a little contrived. I did, however, laugh, so overall it was a success.

Yeah, I'm convinced now. He did do it. Because how could he be doing comedy after his daughter was murdered?

@hachileitmotif No one is congratulating him, people are just showing that they too are from reddit.

This comment is only to block the comments about the terrible website that you should never go to.

@SmazonyCycek And yet you read reddit, saw the link, came here, watched the video, and commented.

In defense of Narwhals, they keep Cthulu from eating ye. What has a unicorn done for you?

Wow, it's been AGES since I've seen that one actually used cleverly. Hat's off to you.

Was that 1% Cooler Horse an MLP reference? If so I am laughing so much on the inside!

@rpgcthe984 That's if we're talking about a pegasus. This is a unicorn.

He should try some lawyer jokes...if we can laugh at them why can't he?

I thought this was pretty good. Fuck you reddit. Fuck you in the ass.

only robot unicorns fart rainbows...you know what im talking about ;)

REDDIT DOT COME MENTIONED A VIDEO HEY GUYS HURR REDDIT IS A FUNNY

Another Skankocrat.

+Jeffrey Braun  Perhaps he's that good a marksman?  I think we have evidence to the contrary.  LOL

@rko2582 or what if he isn't a one man army and he has wrestlers from ROH or something by his side cuz HINT HINT he mentioned the company roh and new japan pro wrestling and, my new favorite from roh, Colt Combana. so that could mean something right there. but yeah, i agree, this makes another great moment that we will never forget thanks to Punk :)

@Rochelle973 Yeah Punk's a trooper he won't go down without a fight!! Your right another epic 2011 no the best thing going right now in WWE Punk being a HUGE ONE-MAN ARMY and wonder what's Punk gonna do next mark the calenders 6/27/11 is a date that we'll never forget thanks to CM Punk!!

@Rochelle973 Colt Cabana LOL Punk saying HI!!! If ROH & NJPW do come in with the invasion you told me about then I hope Benjamin, Haas, and our MVP gets in on this that would totally made all of this worth it and yup glad you agree on 6/27/11 will be forever known as PUNK'D DAY!!!

@rko2582 the way Punk is, he won't take that suspention and he will come back. he won't back down from a fight and that's what i respect out of him. this is the best thing that has ever came out of WWE within the few years. so this is what i'm looking forward in seeing

I've rewatched Punk's GOD-RANT so many times!!! WTF HELL NAW on him being suspended but I think Punk's gonna return like he said last night he can't be slienced!!

Punk will return in the MITB ladder match and win! xD And R-Truth will continue saying its a conspiracy!!

+Rob23 you must really have a life then

+Jaqen H'ghar No one is actually attacking you man, it's just that sometimes people on social networking sites etc think they know the story or have a completely ridiculous take on some stuff.  Also people should take into account that pro wrestlers, writers, producers who do or did work for several promotions do have you tube, facebook accounts etc that do not have their real name and read some of the most insane posts.

Secondly do you believe that Cm Punk had the Staph Infection on his waist?

Lol, So do you enjoy the current product being shown?

+Luca Vinciguerra just so you know if I have to click read more I don't. Save your ridiculous bullshit for someone who will care!  And people who get bothered by other  comments are pathetic really.

+NeroBorgata26 Yeah your an extra who lives with his parents? Unless you actually do have a real job and are an adult then why the fuck are you bothered by someone's comment about a grown man who can take care of himself?  Oh I know why because your pathetic!  Grow up deal with it or just keep  trying about either way your pretty sorry.

+Jaqen H'ghar No I work in the film industry and own a 2,000 sq ft loft in Chicago but honestly thought the same about you since you seem to be a WWE fanboy and swallow the crap they feed you.  Those people are horrible and destroy people's lives.

+Luca Vinciguerra can't a man have an opinion about a performer.  LMFAO.

Why you so Butthurt about this? Lmao

+NeroBorgata26 I wonder if you live your parents and are 40 years old?

Lmao why you getting all mad about it? With your exclamation points and crap, you seem to be whining more on why you hate the man, I'm only debating not acting like a scumbag like your doing. Btw not a CM Punk fan I only support him for this instance of what they did to the man. (Y2J/DZ fan not cm) How is it bullshit if it's true? Wwe instituted a new policy immedialy following the departures of Del rio and Punk which allows there independent Contracters (wrestlers) for increased medical and other benifets which I am not aware of Rn. How is bullshit if Vince Mchmahon himself apologized for his actions? (Even though it wasn't meaningful and only gave a corporate response to clean his image). Cm Punk does respect his fans, I believe he comes off as a douche but mostly due to trolls, which to be honest piss everyone off. What are fans crying about there only showing displeasure to what they did to the guy, I wouldn't want to be treated like crap at My job. Your coming off as the Douche it seems right now lmao.

His fans are bigger cry babies than he is. If your really offended I feel kinda sorry for you he is a grown man who doesn't need a bunch of whiny kids who he doesn't like anyways sticking up for him.  All you crying babies are pathetic anytime someone speaks their mind cry cry cry. I see why you like him your almost as stupid and delusional as he is!  A grown man whining about the horrible injustices he suffered from ryback and the horrible wwe doctor's is a bunch of bullshit you fucking loser moron.

You delusional? Wwe treated him like crap, the man had a fucking had so many injuries that they wanted him to come back only 2 weeks after surgery, many instances actually, Ryback basically killed him in a way, I still like ryback he was just green, Fans really shouldn't be chanting it at wrestlers just Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. But what your saying is completely wrong, Just saying would you be able to go through what Cm Punk had to go through? He had a staph Infection which he could of actually died from, correct your statement cause your completely false and your mad he "left you" and he "owes" the fans something, why you on here anyway if your going to be negative.

His fans are bigger babies than he is!  I have 2 13 year old cry babies commenting. 

what a fucking moron

YOU wake the fuck up retard

Bobby Heenan, Tony Schiavone and Mike Tenay were a worse trio. Not Bobby's fault.