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HOW TO DRUNK TEXT

DailyGrace DOES NOT advocate drunk texting. But if you have to do it, here are some ideas. SUBSCRIBE YOU GORGEOUS POPSICLES!

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Zero Hoots Gang commented on 15 Dec 2014

wow it's a jenna marbles on downers son, str8upson, it's a jenna marbles w/out the pep son, lil bit depressed son, str8upson, that's ok son, str8upson, sometimes she seems too happy son, str8upson, not everyone is happy all the time son unless their a psychopath son str8upson - #ZHG

Jordan FU commented on 23 Dec 2012

Heres how to avoid drunk texting. Tell them you are driving while trying to balance babies on your head. They will understand of course. Wait were you saying send a text to your parents about their sweet ass? Probably not but thats a good way to shut down having to text.

this is karla commented on 06 May 2013

oh jeez - i've sent a similar text to the one at 2.50 when i was drunk (however, i never threatened to kill myself, haha!). let's just say it completely ruined any chance of hooking up in the future. LISTEN TO GRACE - SHE SPEAKETH THE TRUTHETH!

Johnny Wenis commented on 24 Mar 2013

like brenda is more funny and with more ironic sandwiches in the rain. (rain means satans). thanks zoey. you may be teh new girl, but i bess you have some fuckjobs in you still as a someone ith flesh. tamble this wild stallion

Roël Konings commented on 08 Aug 2013

I drunk texted a crush few weeks ago, did not end well. So I was a bit down and went partying non stop. Met a new girl, like her now. Guess what happened yesterday? Yup. Next time I'll leave my phone on airplane mode.

UndercoverTurret commented on 23 Jan 2013

When my dad drunk texts...its a flipping field day. I remember texting him if he could pick my friends and I up and take us to the park and he replied... "You can want in one hand, and you can shit in the other."

Toby Parsons commented on 26 Feb 2013

I paused it and read the long drunk text and now I'm in annambukance on my way to the ED coz I laughed so hard that I split my sides. No really, my fat-guy stretch marks ruptured.

JananaMuffin commented on 09 Nov 2014

"I've never wanted cheese more in my life until the day I found out I was lactose sensitive." - story of my life girl. You just got another subscriber for that comment alone.

Sejanus4 commented on 20 Dec 2012

There were no muskets in the Civil War! I'm putting this in a newer video on the off chance you'll read it and afterward go back and correct your mistake.

Warren Winter commented on 04 Oct 2015

There is a free Android app at the Play Store called StupidStopper that can stop people from doing these stupid things and embarrassing themselves

Jordan FU commented on 23 Dec 2012

Other than the insane shit about killing yourself it was an awesome text. And you know shes classy when she spells tits with a Z not a S.

Sasha Emmanuel commented on 17 Sep 2013

when im drunk, i stop myself from drunk texting by leaving my phone at the hotel, car, or wherever i am prior to the getting drunk part.

somechick73 commented on 08 Feb 2013

I like all the Eat shit ones. That's funny. I cracked up every time. People in the library at the college probably think I'm insane.

slitheenplanet commented on 24 Feb 2013

I made a deal with my dad that if Grace hazed me, he'd buy me the t-shirt! So I'm trying my hardest to get noticed haha :)

jc b commented on 05 Jun 2013

oh god.. the ''eat shit'' part i accidentally send that to my mom, 3rd world war was happening for the next 2 weeks

slackdave commented on 15 Jan 2013

Oh, ehehe.. I meant "Dids you skin your filters with make up?" I think. I recall, I was very, very drunk that time.

MovieGeekGirls commented on 08 Jun 2013

In college I decided to call my brother just to tell him that I missed him and make him talk to all my friends...

MrDsbh1 commented on 09 Feb 2013

I subbed to you and every single day in my vid feed you're commenting on her vids XD u gotsta be obsessed loool

Jordan FU commented on 23 Dec 2012

Go raid that freezer, gotta keep drunk food around in case of emergencies. Also now i want a burger damn you.

Pose83 commented on 06 Jun 2013

Oh my goodness, this was what I was about to do my next video/blog post about! How did this happen?

Musab Alghzawi commented on 11 Feb 2013

Pause the video then play it again, and keep tapping number 5 to see her playing with her tits.

16 i wasn't that drunk text's

16 texts from people saying they were not drunk but they were and they did hilarious stuff.

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wertherings commented on 18 Mar 2012

I like the Diagon Alley one :)

Christian Moxley's commented on 20 Nov 2015

I like the angry birds one

briza tamayo commented on 04 Jun 2012

i like the last one haha

Firemind94 commented on 19 Mar 2012

Some funny ones.

Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself - "What About Mouthwash?" - Uncensored

When Trevor Moore arrives at the store too late to buy alcohol, he thinks outside the box. The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows ...

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Benny Biggums commented on 12 Dec 2015

You have to be like 12 to think this is funny...

Benny Biggums commented on 13 Dec 2015

I rather be 60 than be a 12 year old who thinks a grown man singing about mouthwash being an alternate to beer. Seriously it's like watching school children say "DOOOOD, SNIFFING SHARPIES CAN GET YOU HIGH"

Cadoc Darlich commented on 13 Dec 2015

you have to be 60 if you think it isnt

John Smith commented on 12 Oct 2015

Now the Hitler Rap makes sense when Trevor pulls up mouth wash and says "But I still like to party"

Katie Pendleton commented on 31 Oct 2015

+John Smith I had the same thought.

Warren Winter commented on 04 Oct 2015

There is a free Android app at the Play Store called StupidStopper that can stop people from doing drunk texting and other stupid things that embarrass themselves.

Warren Winter commented on 12 Oct 2015

LOL

John Smith commented on 12 Oct 2015

Then this series wouldn't exist

StonnedFoxx commented on 30 Sep 2015

Wow this song is probably going to give some dumb kids some equally idiotic ideas. What about Dust-Off? Some jackass in my town was doing that while driving and passed out and his truck smashed into a barber shop. Another win for American creativity there.

sarcastic bowl of cornflakes commented on 09 Dec 2015

+StonnedFoxx "give some dumb kids some equally idiotic ideas"One would hope. Because either:1. They die before they have children, thus sparing humanity their inferior genes and sparing their children a miserable childhood, or2. They keep going and fucking up everything for the rest of us.So... kids? Huff that paint like there's no goddamned tomorrow! :D

StonnedFoxx commented on 10 Nov 2015

+Quoodle Oh I know what the song is trying to say, I just also know how idiotic kids are. I know dumb kids from my childhood who would try this to get drunk if they were too young o buy booze.

Quoodle commented on 10 Nov 2015

+StonnedFoxx Considering the brainpower of the typical teenager... probably yes. But I believe the point of the video is drinking mouthwash is extremely unpleasant and only ignorant losers are desperate enough to do it. You noticed both of them vomiting, with Jesse's cousin puking up his whole dinner?

TheCheapGamer commented on 01 Aug 2015

Wait, you can actually consume Mouthwash? I thought it was toxic as fuck

TheCheapGamer commented on 02 Aug 2015

Damn, I'm just gonna stick to huffing paint and drinking cough syrup thank you very much,

Quoodle commented on 01 Aug 2015

+TheCheapGamer Yes and yes.

CostanzaKramer1 commented on 20 Jul 2015

The Gays Got Married has almost the same chorus but who gives a fuck these are both perfect

heavymetalcowboy originalman commented on 05 Nov 2015

+CostanzaKramer1 thats part of the joke.

Avery Baker commented on 30 Sep 2015

Country music in general so don't sweat it.

Shirley A commented on 16 Jun 2015

♪ ♫ ♫ When they check your glove compartment they won't be none the wiser, Unless of course they give you a freakin' BREATHALYZER!! ♫ ♫ ♪ (duh)

Shirley A commented on 10 Dec 2015

+sarcastic bowl of cornflakes - HaHa - much too complicated for me to worry about it. I don't drink. But I will remember your wise advice. ps. I like your name!

sarcastic bowl of cornflakes commented on 09 Dec 2015

+Shirley A You can (and should) refuse a breathalyzer. It's pretty inaccurate, even when police are properly trained in its use. Or you could let them use the breathalyzer and (in all likelihood) they'll make the mistake of using it immediately (they're supposed to wait twenty minutes) so later, when you're in court, you can point that fact out, point out that you'd recently swished with mouthwash (which contains alcohol), and render their breathalyzer evidence inadmissible.

Chris Brown Ft Jhené Aiko - Drunk Texting(Lyrics)

Lyrics to Chris Brown's Drunk texting Ft Jhene Aiko Off His X album I Do Not Own This Song Just A Simple Lyric Video.

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Katrina Kenzie2006 commented on 13 Oct 2015

My enemy's Cousin Kenzie showed me this song + it is Amazing #loveit

Rafael Camarillo commented on 25 Nov 2014

Love this song. Also Dont be Gone too long ft Ariana Grande;)

James Jones commented on 17 Jan 2015

When I am thinking about my baby l listen to this song.

Claudia Nooasco commented on 19 Feb 2015

caprica goodwin commented on 20 Nov 2014

i like this song

Aisha Kelli commented on 22 Dec 2014

Shania McAdoo commented on 21 Aug 2015

This is awesome

Cheey Cheey commented on 11 Apr 2015

Trevor Moore: High in Church - "Drunk Texts to Myself"

With a little help from Reggie Watts, Trevor Moore, one of the founding members of The Whitest Kids U' Know, shares the confusing thoughts he has recorded ...

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hussein hussein commented on 26 Jul 2015

I am heart broken no one knows Whitest Kids You Know. One of the best written comic series of all time.

That guy that hugs puppies commented on 31 Jul 2015

Please for the love of god let u be wrong. They are legendary. Imagine them doing a piece wit the crew from workaholics

Sexualizing The Holocaust commented on 30 Apr 2015

If i was Trevor i would be laughing my ass of trying to read my own texts i don't know how he did it

John Smith commented on 14 Nov 2015

I bet he spent days just practicing

Mike B commented on 23 Mar 2015

"secretly learn french" lol that sounds like a drunk text I would send to myself

Baconomnomnom commented on 04 Nov 2015

+Mike B Don't worry, theirs didn't show up either, so it's fair. At least my team has pure luck on it's side phew

Mike B commented on 04 Nov 2015

+Baconomnomnom defense didn't show up

Baconomnomnom commented on 03 Nov 2015

+Mike B Sorry about the game

superoriginalname commented on 13 Mar 2015

wtf is up with white comedians trying to be funny in song format?

ILLCookie commented on 29 Nov 2015

+Ghostly Sock 1/10 would not bang

John Smith commented on 14 Nov 2015

To quote Trevor:"God damn, white people are geniuses"Look up his Geniuses song

hussein hussein commented on 05 Aug 2015

+superoriginalname You've never seen Shoshon the White Tiger King, The Grapist, and Abraham Lincolns Hamlet skit. Whitest Kids U Know is by far superior than any thing Comedy Central ever had lined up with the exception of The Chappelle Show.

superoriginalname commented on 04 Aug 2015

+hussein hussein shouldn't u b plotting a bomb or something? get back to work!

hussein hussein commented on 26 Jul 2015

+superoriginalname Are you fucking retarded? Have you not seen the 3 or 4 Seasons of COMIC GENIUS that are Whitest Kids You Know?

Andre Luna commented on 16 Jul 2015

+superoriginalname //img00.deviantart.net/34d9/i/2008/094/7/0/squinty_face_by_kooshie.jpg

Lorenzo Falconieri commented on 06 Jul 2015

+Ghostly Sock fuck i know. I'm looking for my redemption

Ghostly Sock commented on 06 Jul 2015

+Lorenzo Falconieri You hurt me man, that was fucked up.

Lorenzo Falconieri commented on 06 Jul 2015

+Ghostly Sock i'm sorry. I just couldn't wait to finish it

Ghostly Sock commented on 06 Jul 2015

Thank you