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hahahaha. and don't forget that if she touch her she would slap the Spanish from her to straight up English

bahbahbah

HAHAHAAHAH

I like the facial expression on madea's face when she heard she murdered those men hehe

+rassimond W init i could of sworn she said her names DD lol

+Raheem Rohlehr whoaa, i just realized after reading this..

+Raheem Rohlehr Me too

Yeah that's sofia

lol

yeah ! to you !

No its just bad

well i think its funny so...

+Nassra Al-naamani How? Its so unfunny and stupid...

I was thinking Johnny Depp

yesssss

+ztslovebird or Dominic Cooper! He played Howard Stark in the first Captain America and in Agent Carter... Very much channels Varrick (and Howard Hughes of course)...

check out his youtube hes awesome

+thedudebro211 who?

+ztslovebird wait wait wait give this a chanceMarkiplierhe should be Varrick

+marcen12 Even Better!

+ztslovebird What about Stephen Colbert?

+Akaketsugami It was the moment everyone liked Varrick.

+Akaketsugami It was the moment everyone liked Varrick.

+Whammy Cheng suyin is sokkas daughter so the genius was passed on

I thought the same thing

Your comment made me spit out my drink.lol

+Adel-Alexander Aldilemi Good eyes dude I never noticed that until now.

And I was able to get her to watch Meelo - After that, she is now very happy we never married.

That was beautiful <3

Great story Geoff :)

+zzzaaa099 0 ... Why are people like-you, so filled-with rage and hatred?

Man utd are shit how many cl's have faguson won? 2. How many has Bob Paisley won? 3. What a failure

+Ben Williams Yeah, but you believe in God, so I'm still smarter than you.

+Old Man From Scene 24 Sir Matt, Sir Alex, Sir Bobby; Bill and Bob. We took you to school on Sunday and we're going back to the CL where we belong!!

You give a thumbs-up to yourself... jackass... LOL

Who gives a fuck, you glory-seeking cretin? Show some respect to both of them and stop dragging up Fergie because United are currently going down the shitter faster than your afternoon helping of oatmeal. 

Yes, Ferguson was/is more successful than Shankly. But Shankly built a successful footballing legacy that lasted well after he left Liverpool. He created a winning philosophy based on community, honor, respect, and passion. Where as Ferguson's 'legacy' began to crumble even before he left United. So yes Ferguson ultimately won more and was a great manager in his own right, but Shankly went above that, Shankly is an Icon in the game as well as for Liverpool FC.

you cant possibly compare the two because the game has changed so much

purple nose fergy 27 yrs manager... SHANKS 15yrs manager. you shitcunt

I'm a United fan too, but give credit where it is due and have some respect. Shankly is probably their most loved manager and one of the most legendary in the game.

+suba bhatti 3 in air so there 3 slot in blank other three have bullet then reset now first 3 three blank slot at beginning and other 3 having bullets_

Thank u my firend for clearling that ..it nice that you took ur time to educate me in understand this sistuation on gun rolover and chambers...i do appericate A.khan

+suba bhatti u r wrong, its a revolver which has six bullets, three in the air, three remain, when he try shot the three guy, the three empty  chambers in the cylinder rotate with no bullet because it is already used in air, now in the last when he shot the three guy, he is actually using reaming three bullets in the three chamber which contain three bullets.  "try a six-shooter revolver and u will know the mechanism"

+suba bhatti Come on Suba you are a fool, After he shot 3 bullets, he spun the chamber when he shot the second time the 3 empty chamber was fired so 3 live bullets, total 6 bullets in the chambers, bollywood is smarter then you mate.

CHILL!!

+hazzpolo Sholay was pretty good starwars copied sholay.

+Santoshi Naidu Don't take it personally bro, I am Indian too. It's just silly how we copy and ape western culture, and then add our over-dramatic, over-sensationalized crap to it at times. I'm not saying all Indian movies are like that, damn I love a lot of Indian movies, and nobody can beat the humor, upbeat nature, depth and social bonding in Indian culture and movies, but sometimes we make it stupid and over-dramatic like Sholay and those Ektaa Kapoor serials.

+hoor alain , Hoor Alain and Haapolo--and yet 'Intelligent' oversmart people like you come to this post--to comment, on our movies :), isn't that funny?? smart asses--WHatever the copy, its what appeals the masses, and here in India, we appreciate such movies, it's made for the masses, in the language they understand and the environment that they can relate to--the screenplay, songs,actors, its a complete package for us--SHOLAY single handedly became the mass favorite and still is!!!

+hazzpolo lol

+Super Vegeta Lmao, yup except Vader didn't say 'Yehh haath mujhe de de thakur'

+hazzpolo lol! I meant that this film was created in 1975, while starwars first movie was made in 1977 if I recall correctly besides gabbar cut off the Thakur's hands similar to how darth vader cut off luke skywalkers hands.

+Super Vegeta damn, i always felt chubbaca was like gabbar singh..thanks mate

+hazzpolo wtf?! starwars copyed sholay so if anything this was original and starwars was fake

+hazzpolo always until now bollwood copy paste american asian movies and songs

Yeah this is true!

+muhammad zubair ---All the actors, not only Amjad khan!, ALL the actor's , and the entire staff, made this movie what it is!

qurbani song

+ARVIND GULERIA Shatrughan was supposed to play Amitabh's role and never Gabbar Singh. Danny was the first and original choice who opted for Dharmatma instead.

+Mahamud Yussuf you wish ................. but he's god he owns every religion

God.

it is his performance was brilliant and the movie is a masterpiece

I'm so stupid. I know

what was that about

+Dec SevNelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. Google it.

Can you send any valid evidence.

+JoshHQYou have already took the bait, believing South Africa is better off now than it was. Making a thriving country to may have rivaled the UK, into the rape capital of the world. Nelson Madela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party.

Funny trollAint taking bait lol

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Actually that is a very good idea,

+Junii Waves how can he be so...so ...so convincingly MORGAN?! WOW...like...amazing.

We are a disgrace not worthy of being represented by The Morgan Freeman.