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Best auctioneer ever ! rotfl AUCTION RAP

still better than Polish rap...

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Sveta Nikanorova commented on 05 Oct 2015
What is he actually saying? Anyone?
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Kevon Manuel commented on 06 Oct 2015
+Sveta Nikanorova buy, buy, buy cows..
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Alexandru Veres commented on 30 Jul 2015
Lyrics ?
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Alexandru Veres commented on 12 Aug 2015
oh,that's make sense
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Emdie Music commented on 12 Aug 2015
tagahsjsjnxjxjdjdjdjnxkxksksksksnnskskskzkzlxpodkdndnsna seven five shdjznjdjzjdhzzuhzd djhdjdndmdjklsposksks :D
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Amer .A. commented on 06 May 2015
Turn on the Closed Captions please, this is hilarious. You won't be disappointed lol.
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FuuLLSpeeD commented on 09 Dec 2015
He actually ate a banana holder xD
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Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht commented on 04 Nov 2015
+Fredo SinsemillaOh, that's what you mean :D
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Fredo Sinsemilla commented on 04 Nov 2015
+Ihrbekommtmeinen RichtigennamennichtI don't know, but according to the CC (closed captions) someone ate a banana. I am curious about who did it.
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Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht commented on 04 Nov 2015
+Fredo SinsemillaWhy banana?
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Fredo Sinsemilla commented on 04 Nov 2015
+Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht Who ate the banana? I don't get it.
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Ihrbekommtmeinen Richtigennamennicht commented on 16 Oct 2015
+Amer .A. That moment when it hit a forehand.
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Chris Greey commented on 17 Jul 2015
+Amer .A. XD lol

Cattle Auctioneer, The New Rap God 10 HOURS

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzBvBFBhpjk.

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SpaceRacerGAMBIT commented on 24 Sep 2015
lol try slow motion(sound works only on 0.5 speed)
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SpaceRacerGAMBIT commented on 24 Sep 2015
ah! 1.25 sounds much better)
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cevin beverly commented on 25 Feb 2015
speed at 1.25 you will thank me later
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Chris Lambert commented on 12 Nov 2015
+cevin beverly how do i speed it up?
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yonas12Shock commented on 07 Jun 2015
+cevin beverly I love you
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mattyfox666 commented on 22 Nov 2014
LYRICS..... Fuck you for asking. So lets get the auction underway, on the first cow here ah who's got 55, ah fiddy fi buy, fiddy bid a by bid a buy now say now, 7 is a vow now 7 now with an a better 8 now 9, 9 better 9, fifty 9 sigdy sigdy sigdy sigdy, 1 better blend now, sip it on a 1 now, 1 better 1, 2, ah 2, 3, 3, 3, thape with the boar, slept with a boar now, Boar now 5, budda boar budda bye now, forward forward foreign and a half, safety forward, forward out buy, 5 fives fifty 5, 5 and a ham and a bram brra hey, Five now a 1/4, Quarter with a ham, bring a ham now put away, Five zany five biddy buy now, zany 5 safety five now,zany five, bid away 7 8 five? SOLDIER WAY 65 and a 1/2, 21? Andy Rock 21 Rockstar 21 This is a chore do you really need the rest?
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ZionSype commented on 17 May 2015
+mattyfox666 nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahno way m80
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mattyfox666 commented on 17 May 2015
+ZionSype fuck i think you missed the joke m8
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ZionSype commented on 17 May 2015
+mattyfox666 fixed:So lets get the auction underway,on the first cow here ah who's got 55, ah 55 buy, 50 bid a buy bid a buy now say now,7 it is now, now 7 now wait, but an 8 now 9,9 bidder 9 now, fifty 9 60 60 60 60, 1 put a bid down,Bit is on 1 now, 1 bidder 1, 2,ah 2, 3, 3, 3, 3 to the 4, set to the 4 now,4 now 5, bid the 4 budda-bye now,4, 4, 4 now half,64, 4 now 5,5, 5 fifty 5,5 and a half and a have another bid hey,Five now a 1/4,Quarter and a half now,Five Seventy five better buy now, 75, 65 now, 75, bid to away 75SOLD YOUR WAY 65 and a 1/2,21? Andy Rock 21 Rockstar 21
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Angomerok commented on 08 Dec 2014
lool crazy! ;D
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HcBlasty commented on 22 Nov 2014
nice one ! xD

Auctioneer Rap Remix

Rapper: Rhett Parks Instrumental: Shell Shocked.

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James Benvie commented on 08 Jul 2015
Turn on captions...
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Dwayne & Slave Youtube Channel commented on 10 Sep 2015
+James Benvie "what we want people to remember they didn't have any time for the baby"

Young Cattle Auctioneer Champion - America's Heartland

It takes speed, stamina and livestock savvy to be the best in the country when it comes to auctioning cattle. Bailey Ballou is a repeat winner at the annual event ...

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Caleb Gilmore commented on 13 Dec 2015
apsulootly world class !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Benso Charles commented on 19 Dec 2015
Messii
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Radad Alsweedy commented on 29 Sep 2015
one dojfugrwhbfkskdwqrhwikndoqjeuwrhguwjsefbnjwhe two sjfwo9jsfdcmowsfmnqiahnsknfciwheDSLJRFOQWA three slwerojiqheuwhdolahduiqwgeujwasndlqieeeeeiqqw it's easy ☺
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Bobby Zio commented on 25 Nov 2015
+Radad Alsweedy OMG . . . You ARE good. I think I just bought a cow from you. Take PayPal?
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EAce commented on 20 Aug 2015
white people can rap too
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Man's last True Dictation commented on 03 Sep 2015
shut up....
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dragonlover 231 commented on 11 May 2015
im gonna be tongue tied if i tried this im not good at talking fast lol
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dragonlover 231 commented on 31 Aug 2015
+MGoose66 same here ya fuckin dickhead
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MGoose66 commented on 30 Aug 2015
+dragonlover 231 Well I was educated in a simple government school in Australia, which leaves your claim for dead. Google it. I even know when to use capitals and correct spelling!
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dragonlover 231 commented on 22 Aug 2015
+MGoose66 hahaha well ur funny because im able to speak good english i went to bellarmine college prep in san jose california and this school is top notch so with me being from this school makes me kid who has good grammar
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MGoose66 commented on 22 Aug 2015
+dragonlover 231 Not according to the evidence you have presented so far!
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dragonlover 231 commented on 29 Jul 2015
+ExpensiveGarbage i do have good grammar
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ExpensiveGarbage commented on 28 Jul 2015
You're not good at grammar at all, at any speed.

2013 LMAC Auctioneer Championship - Winners

Video uploaded from RabbitView : 2013 LMAC Auctioneer Championship - Winners.

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Mattias Bengtsson commented on 11 Sep 2015
What's the purpose of speaking this fast if most people can't even comprehend what they're trying to communicate?
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Z Baralax commented on 28 Oct 2015
+Mattias Bengtsson It's largely filler phrase so the auctioneer isn't just sat there saying numbers(current bid, asking bid, alternate bid, repeat with each new bid) and overall speeds up the auction process.
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Emilys Gudavicius commented on 25 Oct 2015
+Mattias Bengtsson its auction it's tension n shit cause u have to bid fast
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Tokatt commented on 19 Jul 2015
do you americans understand what they say? I can only understand the numbers
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Ben Bosley commented on 17 Aug 2015
+Tokatt They're speaking jibberish, the idea is momentum and promote impulse bids.
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ice788 commented on 21 Feb 2015
Can anybody that's actually affiliated with the industry explain to me why #5 didn't get 1st? I'd buy a cow just to listen to that smooth number chant.
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sgcocking87 commented on 19 Nov 2015
+ice788 rhett ended getting a mars bar commercial
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ice788 commented on 16 Nov 2015
+Jordos Ellos who hasn't?!
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Jordos Ellos commented on 16 Nov 2015
+ice788 Please tell me you've seen Cattlerap.
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Max Grozny commented on 09 Feb 2015
Шо милитву читают
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Milky - 1997 commented on 18 Jun 2015
+Коля Кейн Дада 5 и 1 мемсто шо эминема быстрее читают
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Коля Кейн commented on 02 May 2015
+Max Grozny скорее реп )
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Егор Алексис commented on 06 Apr 2015
+heyhowie ой да иди ты нахуй
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Richard Robertson commented on 19 Feb 2015
+heyhowie Haha! Nice one :D
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heyhowie commented on 11 Feb 2015
I understand this more than whatever that guy was saying. 
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