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Tom Wilson - "Haiku Songs" (Stand-up Comedy)

Haiku Songs - Easier to write. Right to the point.

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Jarvis Emerald commented on 01 Dec 2010

I love comedy skits done with guitars...and popular songs. Usually better than the originals. but got to give credit to the originals, or we wouldn`t have them to listen Love. even better when a artist uses their own lyrics like this guy. i actually do comedy skits too with guitar on my channel :) keep it up! giving me ideas.

HisForeverr commented on 11 Aug 2010

You know the one that made me cry with laughter? " It's strange that a dog will eat a dead bird, but will never eat a grape. ♪ " and "Life rushes on, fast and faster, but the fact is you can't rush toast. ♪ " You're a brilliant man Tom :) ♥

Craig Gilchrist commented on 26 Mar 2009

wow! holy shinobi! subscribe me do! Really funny dude. An hour ago you were that guy in that trilogy I'm not mentioning. Now your a really funny guy that I'll spread the word about and show my friends. awesome. Great tone in your voice too.

MysticUnidonkey commented on 21 May 2009

I never knew grapes could harm dogs until now. Years ago I dropped one and my dog was gonna eat it, but he just spit it out, didn't even bother chewing. Luckily. I laughed at the part because I thought that's what he meant. Weird.

Jimmy McGee commented on 14 Sep 2010

@Holdenon3 : Yeah...but you should have a season word, a splitting word and a picture to go with it....and it should be written in Japanese. So, Relax buddy, Just enjoy the guys wee songs. No sense of humour?

IbanetoElGlande commented on 21 Feb 2010

Thanks Tom you're brilliant. Anyone could write the last one for me? please. I don't speak english perfectly and don't unsderstand that one. Thank you very much. Cheers from Spain.

anobar commented on 13 Sep 2010

@Holdenon3.............LOOK AT ME!!! I've never touched a female!.....wait, I mean...."My days are lonley. Tears I do shed all the time. At least I have lube.".......lol

IbanetoElGlande commented on 24 Feb 2010

OK, I got that last one. "Fred Flintstone ordered ribs every week He had to know they tip his car" Well, I suppose that's like 2nd or 3rd marriage. Simply a mystery..

DuckwalkSupreme commented on 25 May 2010

@Holdenon3 You do not correct Tom Wilson, butthead. Haiku doesn't have to be rhymed. In fact, multiple websites say that it is, in fact, an unrhymed verse style.

HisForeverr commented on 12 Aug 2010

:O 18 syllables! "wind-whips-west-a-cross-the-flow-ers-in-the-des-sert-where'd-i-put-my-lip-balm?" Shaaammmee Tom :P ♥

justmusicandme commented on 23 Oct 2011

My favorite haiku: Windows Zen error message: Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

KateLouise commented on 17 Jul 2009

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense refridgerator don't know who wrote that one but its my fave :)

Foo2Coo4Schoo commented on 03 May 2009

"Life rushes on, faster and faster, but the fact is you can't rush toast." Dude!! I want that on a T-shirt! XD

BuddinTheAmazing commented on 29 May 2009

Not only is it funny, but the thing he plays at the start is really good in itself! I want to learn it...

Joshua Hooper commented on 17 Dec 2009

"Its strange that a dog will eat a dead bird but will never eat a grape" seventeen syllables of wonder!

knoxvilleguy2 commented on 08 Nov 2009

This is MUCH better than much of the sour owl - poop that passes for " comedy " lately. GREAT !!!!

evilcam commented on 23 Oct 2009

This was perfectly random. Spectacular job. I could also watch this sort of thing all damn day.

thewhippetbeans commented on 08 Sep 2012

creeping up to 100,000 votes..... deserves ten times that. :) hats off from the whippet beans.

James Richards commented on 04 Dec 2010

A haiku about stereotypes: I'm an englishman Would you like a spot of tea? Pip pip, tally-ho!

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Hugh Jass commented on 20 Jan 2015

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+Hugh Jass Yeh mayne.

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Deez Nuts!

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