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Detention: Best Slips Ever [Reaction Montage]

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Alvin gets into an After-School-Detention

This is where Alvin keeps on laughing at his teacher (Mr. Rochelle) at school which is disruptive and disrespectful. Then, Alvin got into a Detention after school ...

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RockAfireExplosionYes LittleBillNo (Billy Bob) SFTB VEVO TPNG VGCP OWN commented on 04 Apr 2015

Not surprised

jhweiss1999 commented on 02 May 2015

You should be. They're probably coming back this year.

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TomboTime commented on 24 Jan 2013

Oh, dear. . . . . This video was sent to my inbox and frankly i wish it wasn't. sir, your entitled to your opinion and i give you props for sticking by it, but I'd advise you to be careful about what you say and who you confront. I'm a catholic, and I understand why Atheists get so upset when faithful people confront them on rules that they feel don't apply to them. I admit it, I don't appreciate CollegeHumor's knocks against spirituality either, but hey, people do this and will keep doing this.

TheDanielus007 commented on 24 Jan 2013

God sends bears after people who mock him, hahahaha... Really? Nothing better? You know, YOU ONLY BELIEVE IN YOUR GOD because you CAN'T FACE REALITY. You are too weak to accept, that your life is entirely in YOUR HANDS. I can understand that, you are just afraid that you have to be reaponsible for everithing you do, so you say that some dude in the heaven, on a cloud is responsible for you. And you want to tell the ones above this shit how to live? You should learn to truely live yourself first.

stuffrulz2477 commented on 21 Jan 2013

I wish to ask you, how do you know that these texts are valid themselves? You have the reasoning of a child. This may come off as an insult, but I pity you. Jesus could very well have been a person, charismatic most definitely as who would follow a shy person? But this does not make anything more true than me saying that a giant orange is on the dark side of the moon. You haven't any proof to go against it. You haven't been to the dark side of the moon so I am right. That is what you sound like.

martin borissov commented on 17 Jan 2013

First of all why in the hell did you send me this video? Oh, and why the fuck are you taking college humor so seriously? If you haven't noticed, all of their videos are either pranks, parodies, or very silly comedies. So stop telling everyone that there is someone 'up there' who is going to send bears after me because the bible was written back when it was actually a feasible method of keeping people in line. Now the only point of religion is to scare your children, and to star online arguments.

stuffrulz2477 commented on 21 Jan 2013

I said secular. Do you know what that means or are you not able to read? Secular meaning not religious. The talmud doesn't count because rabbis made it up for learning from the stories as i have learned at my temple (which is religious? who would have thought!), the Quaran doesn't observe Jesus, and the the old testament, or the proper name Torah, is again stories made up so we can learn from them. It was never said that any of these things are law, only stories. There goes your argument.

Alex R-T commented on 24 Jan 2013

I'm not one of the people who denies jesus' existence, he had too much of an impact to have not existed, but I do think lots of the 'facts' about his life, particularly early life, were changed to fit prophesy. Did the romans make any note, at all, of a man rising from the dead and visiting a bunch of people? no? interesting. jesus' birth makes no sense. It wasn't in december. he was from joseph's royal lineage, but he didn't have sex with mary so he kinda isn't really. I mean, what?

Alex R-T commented on 23 Jan 2013

sexual cruelty? what absolute nonsense! firstly it's a joke, lighten up. Secondly they are laughing at cruelty in the bible. Then you start rambling about curses and ancient superstitions. Who cares if they made fun of names, if you can't make fun of anything then you're just anti-fun. The whole way through I was expecting you to say - haaa - yeah, I got you! but no. When these guys get mauled then you'll know your god is real, until then you need to stop living in a fairy tale.

martin borissov commented on 17 Jan 2013

It's the internet, of course there is going to be content that will offend you. If you plan on responding to everything that has negative thoughts to Christianity, then you are going to be one very busy man. Why are you so sure that god created the bible anyway? What's to say that the real god isn't the one from the Qur'an? Maybe there are many gods like in Hinduism. Why is it that your god is the real god? And why is it that if there were a god, he was the one from the bible?

Carver6661313 commented on 26 Jan 2013

so after this spam got sent to me i wasted my time watching it. women in bible era times were shunned on thier periods and only i think in that crazy section that say's to stone people that work on sundays , and dissobediant children, 2 actually a woman who was the only offspring with no husband could run her life just fine and be better off (sections that got removed from the bible advocate this)... god's real because one time some bears attacked some kids? are you serious?

Alex R-T commented on 24 Jan 2013

haha - you hear about conspiracy nuts, but ancient world conspiracy nuts? excellent. It's wonderful how bizarre your world-view becomes when you cling to religious ideas in the face of evidence. Besides, you don't have to be roman to see the jesus birth story makes no sense. It's mostly astrological and that's why jesus' 'birth' came to be at the winter solstice instead of when the farmers were in their fields as described in the bible, the story doesn't even hold together.

Anthony Gillis commented on 21 Jan 2013

John 10:30: I and my father are one. (Jesus is God.) John 14:28: I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I. (God is greater than Jesus.) Also Mark 24: 32-36: Jesus says his father is the only one that knows the day or the hour. Excluding himself. He also said this generation shall not pass until those things be fulfilled. In Mat 19:16-17 God denies being good. (meaning perfect like God) He says no man is good but the father. Excluding himself.

stuffrulz2477 commented on 21 Jan 2013

I thought about it and you make no logical sense. I would like for you to find a secular text that validates the existence of Jesus. Not any theistical ones, just a document that states in plain english "Jesus exists" and some empirical proof following it. Go, use google that is what it is for. Just because you believe something, that doesn't make it true either. Same goes for Jesus. Lets say he cannot lie, but that doesn't make his word law.

Alex R-T commented on 24 Jan 2013

Please don't mis-understand me. If a god of some kind made some obvious display of physically impossble power, I would become religious on the instant (if that's what the display clearly waranted, say a giant, perfect, cross in the sky along with a bible verse in the sky over every city in the world simultaneously - otherwise I'd just become deist, why gamble on any one religion when they could all be wrong?) Good luck with your cult man.

robertej09 commented on 21 Jan 2013

This whole video is just "wow". I can't describe what I'm feeling after watching this. Did College Humor's video really piss you off so much you had to make a six minute video response for it? It's "Humor"; not to be taken seriously. If you made a video for everything that went against your beliefs, you'd never finish making videos! Why do you have so much faith in your religion, anyways? I've never understood faith.

pcb222 commented on 21 Jan 2013

It is a flaw in your character that you are too serious. It even makes me question your sanity... There is nothing wrong in believing in a higher power. Try looking at the similarities of all holy texts and you'll find deeper meaning. But to take the bible LITERALLY.. thats madness. But i guess im just an ignorant nobody that knows nothing about this jesus club some of you americans got going :=)

Carver6661313 commented on 26 Jan 2013

psst also , rather funny that you think this kinda crap is all real and you were made in the image of a god isn't one of the things you people always go on about is the miracle of the human eye? (and really we can make much better lenses ourselves) and you have glasses , so did you not pray hard enough? or did god just go take a smoke break and miss something on the quality control inspection?

Alex R-T commented on 24 Jan 2013

I have longer than you, I'm only 21. You might have delusions of eternal life which you cling to but I tell you that I wouldn't even want eternal life, without even the chance to off myself after a million years of massive familly meals and boredom, your heaven would be hell to me. And how far back would our ancestors go? as far as the apes? or the dinosaurs? The whole idea is just ridiculous.

Ermily commented on 21 Jan 2013

I respect your opinions but the way I see it is... There are always going to be things you don't agree with. Sometimes the best thing to do is just... avoid them? Joke about them, don't take them so seriously :) I am a christian and I know that there are vids that I watch and go 'LOL they got that totally wrong...', but seriously, you don't need to argue that - it just starts an argument.

speedlearner commented on 19 Jan 2013

So, now that I've proven the existence of Jesus, all I have to do is prove that he never lied. I truly belive every statement that he made. And I seriously doubt that you can show me any statement that he made that was false. So, since Jesus existed and still exists, and he has never lied, then that means the Bible is true and there is a God. Case closed.

Carver6661313 commented on 26 Jan 2013

that would be called hearsay and by nature unreliable , there is a reason it's not allowed in courts, at that time most of the people able to have a first hand account would have been dead or children at the time, and in 2000 years if they base a religion on some guy named "john" simply proving someone named john existed means nothing, it's a common name

Alex R-T commented on 27 Jan 2013

yeah, that's exactly right. I would love for a christian to point to where exactly it says in the bible to exchange gifts around an evergreen tree at the winter solstice. Or to trade eggs and rabits at Easter (ie the pagan festival of the god of fertility (Ester) (eggs, breeding like rabbits)). it's all the same nonsense, whatever religion you look at.

speedlearner commented on 24 Jan 2013

I hate to say it, but Christ has an answer for this. If you will not testify about me before men, I will not testify about you before my father. If I don't take a stand, who will? I may not get anywhere. But then, neither did Stephen or occasionally Paul. Even Peter took stands that weren't totally successful. So I'm in good company.

martin borissov commented on 19 Jan 2013

I agree that he was a real man, but I disagree that he was any more special than anybody else. People thought he was magical because he could outsmart them. However, history does change when it is passed down, so I'm sure that many of his statements and actions are exaggerated through bias and faulty story memory/ storytelling.

stuffrulz2477 commented on 21 Jan 2013

That logic is so flawed. You can literally make anything true with those statements. But with advancements in science, we can understand that religion fails to give us answers. I really wonder what goes on in your head; it must be a peaceful and happy place to believe that you serve a purpose.

speedlearner commented on 17 Jan 2013

And just remember, poison will kill you whether you believe it or not. Go ahead. Don't believe the Bible or the God who was directly involved in writing it. Just remember, God believes in your existence and may one day pay you a personal visit. If he decides to do so, I don't want to be there.

speedlearner commented on 24 Jan 2013

Of course the Romans discredited the resurrection of Jesus. They were like the polticians of today. If they had admitted to his resurrection, do you know what would have happened to their pantheon of Gods? It would have been a religious disaster of them. So this was one giant Roman cover up.

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Ella Page commented on 10 Jul 2014

Ahahha :D a method ghost too funny! I had to laugh in to my pillow so I wouldn't wake everyone up!

Wyatt Kane commented on 12 Jul 2014

haha, thanks!

Tara W. commented on 23 Jun 2014

I didn't know there was an "off season" for ghosts. :)

Wyatt Kane commented on 23 Jun 2014

It happens :)

Matthew DeCossas commented on 20 Jun 2014

"That's not mayonnaise" XD

Wyatt Kane commented on 21 Jun 2014

Right? lol

Jess Much commented on 15 Jun 2014

As soon as you said the simple word "Taxes" I completely lost it! This was amazing. Thank you so much for your videos. You have a new subscriber

Wyatt Kane commented on 16 Jun 2014

Yay. Welcome :)

huliahoop702 commented on 03 Jun 2014

Dude, I love that asmr is a thing (saves me from recording endless hours of qvc -just for the demos), but these videos crack me up. I still kind of get relaxed, except that I laugh every couple minutes. You're quite exceptional a person. Thanks for the funnies.

Wyatt Kane commented on 08 Jun 2014

I used to watch QVC! The endless talking and little sounds were awesome. :D

Peebles Pebbles commented on 25 May 2014

(in fake German accent) So, Tony tell me about your childhood.

Wyatt Kane commented on 26 May 2014

lol

Veronica Libbey commented on 25 May 2014

Just give up being scary and go the way of Casper the friendly ghost....it's not much but it's something, lol.

Wyatt Kane commented on 26 May 2014

Casper does get good insurance benefits.

Fresh Prince of Bell End commented on 19 May 2014

Best so far. Keep up the awesomeness.

Wyatt Kane commented on 19 May 2014

Thank you :)

Joe J commented on 19 May 2014

maybe you can contact beetlejuice. he might help.

Wyatt Kane commented on 19 May 2014

Haha. I heard that there might be a sequel. I hope they don't ruin it.

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