If you're the real Chopper, I bloody love you. This is not a piss take,
it's a tribute. You & John are very likeable characters. The way I see it,
you guys tell it like it is and there's no bullshit. That womans' dog
really did have tits. Then you told her she was "very helpful", which she
was. No smoke & mirrors, just the truth in its purest form. You fellas
should become politicians and make the world a better place. Vote Chopper!
chopper and big john are complete legends. Late night talk show with the 2
hosting would be absoloute classic tv. Both are so genuine class fellas and
dont take themselves too seriously which is why so many people love them!!
PS:Did we ever find out if chopper really does dye his pubes ginger??
Brilliant rambling by Arthur when he wakes up after feinting - and tries to scarper when he thinks a dead body he's holding in his lock up is waking up (see ...