Louis ck fx special Videos

Ben's Pizzeria is on the corner of Macdougal Street (the street the comedy cellar is on) and west 3rd street, close to washington square park in Greenwich Village. This was recorded last month (september), Louis was there recording for the 4th season of "Louie". We had reservations for the 8 o clock show and saw professional RED cameras getting set up in the back so I immediately told my friends "they've got to be here for Louis". Turns out they were, but for the 10 o clock show..

Hey 2 questions: a) where is the pizza place?! I want to go! and b) when was this recorded? I didn't know Louis still does sets in the Comedy Cellar! Cheers in advance

You even got the finger, well done.

I do like this podcast... so true it's got an interrogation feel. The angle as well makes it look like two cops with coffee, just letting a witness talk.

Hey guys.....well done with this show....great guests and it will only get bigger.

+Noirling You're blatantly using the term "Nazi" incorrectly, cretin.  AND you condone pushing children to suicide with LGBT intolerance.  You probably LOVE Fox News.

+dsmelsergmailcomWhen did the discussion make this leap into religion as a basis for morality? I certainly never brought it up. Maybe you have a hang up about it? You can feel free to blame anyone you want when someone commits suicide. The reality of it is that you're mostly going to be mistaken. You can't go around and blame parents or other family members ALONE. The entire world is responsible when a person kills themselves. That's the part you moron Neo-liberal nazis can't seem to comprehend.The fact is, I DO matter. I matter so much that I would never bother to kill myself out of spite for another human being. Not so for you and your ilk. You'd kill yourself to send someone you hate to prison or to make them feel more "culpable." Because that's how weak people operate.

+Noirling "Maybe you didn't understand me. I'm not religious and, therefore, don't give two shits about your opinion on the subject. Morality and religion are not mutually exclusive. Being one doesn't automatically imply the other."Seriously are you retarded?  We're talking about people who treat their children like shit almost exclusively as a consequence of their religion.  You not being religious has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.  The reason I'm talking to you is because you're the fucking idiot who thinks we can't blame them when their kids commit suicide as though they bore no culpability in the matter.  The reason I mentioned religion was SPECIFICALLY to discredit it as an excuse for such behavior after you explicitly asked for my opinion about morality."Haven't you killed yourself yet? Don't you know you'd be doing the world a favor? You should martyr yourself in the name of suicide prevention. I'll belch on your anniversary."Seriously dude, I think you might genuinely be too stupid for this conversation.  You're not even following your own stupid bullshit anymore and you seem to have failed to recognize just how badly you've reversed yourself from your initial post (which was, of course, the thing I originally responded to).  Like...I'm sorry, but you're not smart enough to hurt my feelings because you just don't matter.  You can't matter.

+dsmelsergmailcomMaybe you didn't understand me. I'm not religious and, therefore, don't give two shits about your opinion on the subject. Morality and religion are not mutually exclusive. Being one doesn't automatically imply the other.Haven't you killed yourself yet? Don't you know you'd be doing the world a favor? You should martyr yourself in the name of suicide prevention. I'll belch on your anniversary.

+Noirling "I'm not religious. NEXT."Are you actually so fucking stupid that you think I was talking about you specifically rather than presenting a general moral standard?  JESUS"IF you treat your child reprehensibly, that's awful, but you can't send people to jail because they have suicidal children. Honestly, I wish you could, but it's silly to even think the system could support such a fantastical attempt."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SENDING PEOPLE TO JAIL?  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?  LEARN TO READ, DIPSHIT."So, in other words, your entire argument is that people who have children who commit suicide should feel guilty about it. Big fucking whoop. You're a genius. "It's easy to look like a genius when you're talking to a fucking retard who says stupid shit like: "Let's go around and blame other people when someone commits suicide. That's not reprehensible."So congratulations, moron.  It only took like 20 posts to get you to completely fucking reverse your position.  Now we'll see how long it takes for you to develop the intellectual honesty it takes to admit it.

+dsmelsergmailcom I'm not religious. NEXT.IF you treat your child reprehensibly, that's awful, but you can't send people to jail because they have suicidal children. Honestly, I wish you could, but it's silly to even think the system could support such a fantastical attempt.So, in other words, your entire argument is that people who have children who commit suicide should feel guilty about it. Big fucking whoop. You're a genius. You've solved the problems of suicide. Congratufuckinglations, twit.Your an insufferable piece of shit. If someone's kid kills themselves, you're the type of little bitch who wants to lay blame on everyone, except the responsible party. You should kill yourself. You'd be doing your fucking neanderthal parents a favor. And no, I wouldn't jail them for your suicide. I would jail them for ever bothering to reproduce at all.

+Noirling What do you mean "clear viable solutions?"  What's not clear about not letting your stupid made up (by humans) religious bullshit cause you treat people as second class human beings?  What's not clear or viable about that?  Your religion isn't real so it's fucking despicable to treat people worse because of it.  The end.  If you want to cling to your irrational bullshit, at the very least you should avoid using that as a reason to treat people (particularly your own children) like shit.  If you do that, you're a shitty person, and I'm not wrong for saying so just because some moron on the internet thinks that morals aren't a thing."Being "more than a little culpable...", what the hell are you even trying to say?"cul·pa·ble adjective \ˈkəl-pə-bəl\: deserving blame : guilty of doing something wrong"I'm done arguing with someone who can't even formulate an argument."When did you start "arguing?"  Do you think that being a hyperbolic moron counts as some kind of rational argument?  It doesn't.  You haven't made a single argument.  All you've done is imply that someone has moral standards, that they want to enact some kind of totalitarian regime.  Newsflash, asshole: you're an idiot.

+dsmelsergmailcomOnce again, a bunch of vitriol from the children, without any clear, viable solutions. Why should anyone expect anything less from a bunch of psychotic, mentally-challenged, "liberal-minded" victims?Being "more than a little culpable...", what the hell are you even trying to say? Make some sense, before opening your waste of a maw for anything other than glory hole aspirations.I'm done arguing with someone who can't even formulate an argument. Insults are too easy, but would be a waste on someone like you anyway.

+Noirling Here's one reasonable ethical standard: if you're a parent and you reject your child for being gay and they kill themselves, you're more than a little culpable for their death, despite what some dipshit on the internet has to say about it."By all means, continue to act like an ass. It makes your failed argument sound all the more asinine."Aww... you used the word I taught you.  ADORABLE.  But by all means, continue to make the most brazenly idiotic slippery slope fallacies possible and then presume to lecture me on what arguments do and do not fail.  It just makes you sound all the more moronic.

+dsmelsergmailcom The question is: what do you consider "reasonable ethical standards?" Please clarify, if you can.By all means, continue to act like an ass. It makes your failed argument sound all the more asinine.

+Noirling "Should we put to death everyone who says "kill yourself?" Is it considered Terrorist Speech now?"Did I say anything like that dumbdumb?  My "solution" is to apply reasonable ethical standards about the way you treat people. Protip: reasonable ethical standards don't involve bronze age mythology OR your brand of asinine moral nihilism."And how are you so morally superior that you can walk around calling people dumbfuck or dumbass and think you've actually made a point?"Yeah instead of doing that I should make the most unsupported hyperbolic slippery slope claims possible and then act like I've "actually made a point."  I'll make sure to act like an ass if anyone points out how fucking stupid that is too.

+dsmelsergmailcomWell, what is your solution? Genius. Should we put to death everyone who says "kill yourself?" Is it considered Terrorist Speech now? And how are you so morally superior that you can walk around calling people dumbfuck or dumbass and think you've actually made a point? Have you ever held a sharp object to your neck? What a rush...

+Noirling Yeah, EVERYONE who came into contact with them should be held morally accountable for their death and AND moral culpability means you go to the gas chamber.  That's the ONLY possible alternative to "it's impossible for anyone to drive someone to suicide."  Good job, dumbfuck.  Way to win the dumbass youtube post of the century.

+dsmelsergmailcomWhat are your ethical principles, then? Should EVERYBODY who came in contact with a suicide victim be held responsible for their death? And how do you intend on doling out your punishment to others, Nazi?

+Noir ling "Suicide, by virtue of the definition, involves harm to the self. When you start speculating as to the responsibility of others, you open up a plethora of problems (from legal, to moral, to ethical). "Well some of us aren't fucking idiots so we're capable of working through those problems and coming to the determination that the impacts you have on other people mean you carry an ethical burden with respect to the way that you treat them (and in proportion to your ability to reasonably harm them by your words and actions).  You might be too morally and intellectually lazy to bother trying to grapple with the basic facts of the real world (like normal human psychology) but that's not a reason for anyone who doesn't suck to avoid reaching what are, frankly, elementary ethical principles.

+Noir lynon-sequitur ;)

+Death2Evil If logic is the end all, you should have killed yourself years ago.

+Noir lyYeah, we have a saying for it: you reap what you sow. You're just another inferior, logically-challenged troglodyte.Answer: for the same reason you're "dickriding" mine, lol. Funny you should think I'm humiliating you, though. Sweetheart, you don't need me for that. :P

+Death2Evil Why are you dickriding my comments? Do you intend on arguing your brand of "tolerance" by chastising me or declaring yourself superior, or otherwise attempting to humiliate me? YAWN. You do see you've already lost that argument before you've even started, right?

+Live Till I Die It's interesting, reading your breakdown. I think that you have a great research project for an aspiring LGBTQ Student. Somebody needs to do a study and determine if it is, in fact, statistical truth that family rejection is the single leading factor in youth suicide among suspected LGBTQ children. And cross reference it with bipolar disorder and depression also being isolated, data excluded and not excluded. I want to see more statistical evidence before I make a leap to your way of thought.This would certainly be of some importance to your movement. Things get kind of cloudy when we just say something is "likely", though. We might want to consider having stronger support for our views than basing our decision on likelihood.Suicide then, ultimately becomes a tool of oppressing others. After all, when suicide occurs, the first thing people want to do is point the finger at someone. Be it the school bully, or Mom, or Dad, or an abusive older sibling. It makes us feel all sanctimonious and right about ourselves, and probably results in falsehoods and rampant rumors, and injustices being done to individuals, or entire families, over something that might be attributable to someone else, or even just the frustrated attack of a person lost in depression. Suicide, then, becomes a method of attack. To hurt another person, someone might commit suicide, leaving behind an incriminating suicide letter. How utterly romantic, indeed. A bipolar kid would die every week, wishing vengeance on their social enemies. It's like the ultimate Twitter beef gone awry. 

+Death2Evil Oh, so it's okay for you to say cruel, mean stuff, but it's somehow everybody else's fault when they do it? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. You're just another hypocrite and a moron to boot. The mere fact that you think yourself superior to me is laughable. You'd probably kill yourself if I belched on you. Because you're weak. Not because of my breath--which is lovely at all times and reeks of flowers. Now, go play on the highway, child.

People are raped, and there are no consequences in some countries.  Human law is something we create.  We need to break it down to get anywhere here.Did his parents shoot him?  No.  Can they ever be held legally responsible?  No, It would be unethical for them to be held legally responsible and charged because there is no legal responsiblity.  Were they a significant contributing factor to his suicide?  Yes.  Could family rejection be the single most accurate indicator of whether an LGBT will commit suicide?  Its likely is.Is this an accurate metaphor?  Yes because his parents removed his support system and ability to cope and referring to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, they removed his source of love and belonging.

+Noir lyOh, believe me: I don't "feel" superior to you -- I just am. You should notice that I don't use argumentum ad hominem as an [argument]. If I call you a douche, it's to call you a douche, i.e. it stands alone.Answer: we rightly shell out responsibility on those who abuse/neglect. GROW UP, already.

+Death2Evil How pathetic your argument is. You resort to calling me a douche because there is no substance to your argument. It makes you feel superior to me to just dismiss my entire method of thought by merely referring to it as "douchey." Your weak and your argument is weaker. Go ahead and look up the title for that logic and determine if it's a fallacy. Doesn't make a difference, much like your stupid opinion of how to shame others you wish to implicate for suicide.I ask you: how much responsibility should we shell out to the people surrounding a suicide victim? You seem to indicate they should get the death penalty or be shamed, somehow. Should we place that responsibility on the shoulders of everyone who comes in contact with the mentally unstable individual? Or only those people who say cruel things? What about people who are just unaware and therefore complacent? Should we send everyone to sensitivity training? GROW UP, already.

+Noir lyHow immature, lol. Get educated in Psych, mmkay?

+Noir lyAh, so because you can't see a "gauge" reflecting scientific fact, the scientific fact must not exist? Rrriiiggghhht. Wrong, douche. Coercion is not a choice.So yes, we'll rightly point the finger at those who either failed to provide mental healthcare for their children or those who perpetrated cruelty against the individual to the point of suicide. No dept. necessary -- douche bags like you will rightly be shamed, and get a taste of your own medicine. That's enough.

+Death2Evil You're not responsible for the simple reason that nobody has a gauge over their head that registers their coping ability. If some kid tells me to kill myself, I can definitely cope. If he says the same thing to someone like you, you might decide to go play in traffic. Regardless of your choice, it is ultimately YOUR CHOICE. And while it might make you feel better to point the finger at the little kid and incarcerate, or banish, or mutilate, or shame him, ultimately, he may have only played a minor part in your mental breakdown. Maybe his comment was merely the straw that broke the camel's back. Sure, we can admonish him and tell him his comments were inappropriate and easily contributed to your mental instability, but who else should we blame? Should we hire a Department of Suicide Responsibility? Astonishing.

+Live Till I Die Suicide, by virtue of the definition, involves harm to the self. When you start speculating as to the responsibility of others, you open up a plethora of problems (from legal, to moral, to ethical). You agree that suicide is caused by a mental non-capacity to cope, right? The question is, when do your actions cross the line? If someone cruel tells me to kill myself, is it their responsibility if I just "can't cope" with it? Should that person face jailtime, in your world? Condemnation from the authorities? Banishment from society? Which punishment is deemed worthy in your non-judgmental eyes? When a person threatens to jump, is it the screaming bystanders responsibility when they yell Jump? And like I've said before, suicide is typically a culmination of emotions and mistaken interactions with a number of people. Rarely, does one person hold the fate of another in their hands. People kill themselves for a number of reasons, many of which will defy your pitiful attempt to pigeonhole them into another story about an oppressed, hopeless person who falls to mine or any other person's perceived cruelty. People kill themselves to end physical or emotional pain. People kill themselves to relieve spiritual pain as well. How pompous to imply you know the reason why people kill themselves. It's as asinine as implicating other people for suicide.THERE IS PROPERTY IN LIFE. If there isn't, people would be able to rape your body at will, and you won't be able to say anything about it, because it doesn't belong to you. They could enslave you and sell you to Nigerian 411 scammers. How silly.By the way, it certainly doesn't imply your open minded by referring to me as a jackass. All because I disagree with you. This is a pathetic, childish response.

Suicide is what happens when stressors overpower coping mechanism.So how are you not responsible for another person's suicide, when you perpetuate cruelty against them to the point that you override their coping mechanisms?And what makes this especially egregious is that family support is supposed to be one of the most reliable coping mechanism throughout life. So first, you take that away? And then you turn it against them? Yet you are not responsible...?

+Noir ly I'm obviously not going to convince you of anything but for you to think that his parents have no RESPONSIBILITY in his death is lacking compassion for those rejected by their family.  You're pretty cold hearted.Also you are so hard up about property, there is no fucking property in life aside from human law.  You don't own anything, you have no control, if you're going to prove otherwise then I'd really like you to fucking prove it.  Also people don't kill themselves because they're sad, they kill themselves when they see no hope for the future, thats the ONLY REASON.  All other reasons are ancillary to that reason.  Glad you looked some shit up.  When you really feel you have no hope it puts you in the loneliest space imaginable and people are wired to become suicidal in that case.  Nice to know you were so open minded.Thanks for the insight jackass.

+Live Till I Die Once again, thanks for your assumptions. I realize entirely that people who commit suicide aren't in their logical minds. That is PRECISELY WHY we can't go around making assessments as to why or who else is responsible for their death! Wow, I'm tired of the stupidity in this place.Suicide doesn't "come down to only one reason." But thanks for sharing your wealth of knowledge on the subject. As if you are the only person who has ever suffered from depression. Sheesh.

Parents rejecting their children is not a sure-fire cause of someone committing suicide but its very common in the LGBT community, and once again it is a METAPHOR.This argument is futile when you don't understand that when someone kills themselves they are not in a logical frame of mind, its more like they are sick and afflicted with a disease.  You know very little about suicide to be commenting so strongly, I suggest you learn more about suicide in general, that's really all I can say, and I think we just disagree.  On a final note, put yourself in someone else's shoes and ask yourself why do you think any person in any situation would go through with killing themself?  It comes down to only one reason.  I've been through it and came out the other side, some people do not understand being in that mental space and its pointless for me to waste my time trying to get you to understand it, I have to accept that people do not know what it's like until they experience it.

+Live Till I Die Actually, it IS about property. It's about your personal property. Your body and your soul. And when someone trashes your life, you only do yourself a disservice by deciding to end it completely.

This isn't about property.  Humans are hard wired for human connection, when we are left without it for long periods of time we are prone to mental disorders not to mention the physiological effects of severe stress, to get into that more, long term stress can chemically change your hormones and brain functioning.  For the people you need love from the most (parents) to reject their children for something they cannot control, like their sexuality or the color of their skin, anyone would face a crisis of purpose or meaning in the world if those you love the most reject you for who you are.  If you've ever had a loved one die or go away, its the same exact feeling when they reject you and leave your life suddenly, you eventually enter an entire grieving process like someone dying, you go through all the same steps, and grief is the most stressful process humans endure in their life time.You do not know what it's like to be in that place until you've been there yourself, the message of the video isn't to be taken literally, it's a metaphor and it is accurate despite how you may feel.

+Live Till I Die If you dent my car, I'm not gonna go out and total it, then have you pay my increased insurance premiums.

+Live Till I Die If they truly love you, why on earth would they reject you?

It feels like being shot.

You have no idea what its like to be rejected for who you are by the only people in the universe who love you.

that had me howling hahaha

I love the episode where the detectives can't read him from his facial expression and at one point in the episode, completely straight-faced, he says on the phone "That is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life." Hahaha