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I'm not sure about penalties on the Xbox, but on the PS3: - you use the right analogue stick to make the goalie dive (instead of walk) - you have to time your shot so that it is in the green (otherwise he will fall over, a la John Terry) - the longer you hold the left analogue stick in a certain direction as (and after) you press shoot, the wider it will go (hold it too long and you'll blaze it wide) - and John, hold L2 (or maybe left trigger?) for a 'panenka' penalty :P hope this helps!

Goetze goal in the Final Offside Germany cheated Argentina deserved to win

Cheer the greeks and swiss in every competition because i feel there is a place for defensive football but it shows how shit they were because Samaras is involved in every goal they scored and now that he's out of the team because the manager doesn't rate him they can't even beat the Faroe Islands.... Samaras is really jesus

WHERE IS THE PART 2/3???

Mats hummels is beauty personified so handsome

Wasn't even a penalty robben freaking did a flop and I'm dutch f robben

I'm so glad that once again, Holland only get a bronze medal. They were absolute cheaters throughout most of the tournament, so to see them get knocked out by Argentina, I smiled a lot.

Keeper was bad there.

Here's how it works. This year let's say Aston Villa gets only 20 points in a entire season. They finish bottom. They are immediately relagated. Then in the Championship Fulham wins. Fulham takes the place of Aston Villa and we rinse and repeat. Second and third bottom of the Premier go to a playoff against second and third of the Championship. Same goes in each league

I'm a big fan of John Oliver, but he's not at his best here. Forced to make a spot decision on whether to clearly explain the English football league system or to be funny, he wound up doing neither. The jokes were more awkward than amusing, and the system of promotion and relegation is actually pretty simple, as I learned elsewhere in about five minutes.

There is no such thing is "English soccer". The English invented Football. The Americans renamed it.

he makes it like there is only EPL in football!!

I don't get this. I thought every year the bottom 3 teams in every division get relegated and top 3 teams move up. But because you only play teams in your division, the points are compared within your league. So it doesn't matter that a Championship teams has more points than ManU. All that matters is where they stand in their own division. There's no replacement? Correct me if I'm wrong guys.

Terrible John you didn't know there are 20 teams in the EPL. Disappointed in you lad.

I guess he's kind of right... There are about 19 teams. I'm assuming he's excluding Aston Villa deliberately and on principle.

I'm an american, and can I just say, the complete and utter lack of regard to the fine sport of *football* (not-running-into-each-other-and-bashing-each-other's-brains-out ball) is horrifying to me.