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Siri, Run Sequence "Celery Man"

Computer, run sequence "Celery Man" please. Run sequence "Tayne". Siri, run sequence "Tayne". Siri this is ridiculous.

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s0nnyburnett commented on 21 Jan 2015

You're supposed to ask to run 'nude tayne'. It doesn't load because it's not suitable for work. Anyway keep trying because your wife is on the line and you have important work to do.

Ragnash commented on 15 Dec 2014

Guys, did you know nick was a fisherman?

Jack Miner commented on 25 Nov 2014

Hey guy... learn to use siri.

stevesick1 commented on 03 Apr 2015

The point of this was?????

Jarren Benin commented on 12 Apr 2015

Omg I love this

grant hood commented on 16 Aug 2015

fake & gay

Tim and Eric - Celery Man (Paul Rudd's Computer.)

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Norwegian Chill commented on 24 Nov 2015

I'm gonna sound like an asshole here, but I just can't get into Tayne. I know he's still a beta sequence, but I've spent a few months analyzing his moves and I just can't get into it. I do respect his craft and him as a person. Maybe if I could see a version of him with the 4d3d3d3 kicked up I would get it.

Jack “Jimmy Smits” Reacher commented on 25 Nov 2015

+Norwegian Chill I can't believe the hat wobble and flarghunstow didn't do it for you... I gave up Judaism, cigars and male prostitutes after seeing this video for the fiftieth time. Can I suggest observing a nude Tayne and seeing if that affects you at all?

Vee commented on 11 Nov 2015

what's the song at 0:20? :(

Brent Holloway commented on 29 Nov 2015

no one will ever find out

Mr. Thorax commented on 05 Nov 2015

I showed my friend this video and now they all think i'm an autistic faggot. I guess they just couldn't get into Tayne.

Jack “Jimmy Smits” Reacher commented on 25 Nov 2015

+Mr. Thorax Your friends suck. Never be ashamed of liking Tim & Eric. Or Tayne.

Видео-объявления КГ commented on 04 Nov 2015

guys, what the song name in 00:20? It is not phil kieran

Batman commented on 05 Nov 2015

batstorm-darudeman

Murillable commented on 24 Oct 2015

What fell into his cup at the beginning of the video?

Dedenga commented on 18 Dec 2015

A lump of sugar by the looks of it

Friend Zone commented on 26 Nov 2015

+Murillable Acid

juicedup14 commented on 24 Sep 2015

This whole thing was about a Cinco Identity Generator. What could it mean?

Mr. Thorax commented on 05 Nov 2015

+juicedup14 Cinco inc. have a line of very interactive and eloquent products that you or your children could enjoy, but never both at the same time.

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03:34 episode? :0

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Its tje episode where Fluttershy becomes a big bully,but its hard to explain. Its called "Putting your Hoof Down"

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metaspherz commented on 28 Aug 2010

@GoldtopSam I agree that diabetics should watch their fruit intake. I've been juicing for over 50 years & the major ingredients have always been apples & carrots! Especially for breakfast since those juices produce outstanding energy due to beneficial acids & complex sugars. I've never had stomach problems related to juicing apples & carrots. I think your statement that they are going to cause one hell of a belly ache is very misleading. Such a combo is a staple at juice bars everywhere.

GoldtopSam commented on 25 Aug 2010

If you are not used to juicing, start slow, especially with carrot juice. Too much at first will make you agitated and nervous. Use carrot as a additive blend, avoid as a 'main' juice. Celery and cukes help to lower blood pressure and act as a natural diuretic. Celery helps to calm due to it's high calcium content and cleanses the kidneys and liver. Start slow, couple of ounces a day and build up to avoid the 'spacy' feeling some get when starting to juice and hit it hard.

John Carraway commented on 03 May 2011

Dan - The truth is that alkalizing with fruits and vegetables is totally dependent upon the mineral content of the soil. 90% of all farmlands are depleted of most of the minerals needed for alkalinity, so you will get much better results if you add mineral supplements to your juice mixes. There is just very little mineral content left in today's farmlands, but if you buy organic it's a little better. Also, you should always drink ionized water everyday.

GoldtopSam commented on 25 Aug 2010

And always remember, if you are on meds, check to make sure if it's ok. You don't want to bottom out your bp if on meds and juicing celery and cukes in large amounts or drug interaction with veg juice. Juiced veg is potent, because it is the essential part of the veg, oils, nutrients, natural chemicals. Juice only keeps for a few days, it oxidizes quickly, losing it's nutrient punch, so juice only what you think you'll drink in that few days. Cheers!

Craig McCartan commented on 24 Jan 2013

I am converted been at it 15 days now, still have a long way to go, trying to drop 3 stone of weight 21 kilos. just been juicing red cabbage, celery, carrots, lemon, apple, cucumber,green cabbage, greens, orange etc. feel lots of energy the tiredness is gone, I have been eating home made vege soup and spelt and pumpkin seed bread cause its cold in the UK at the moment. I have subscribed to your videos, like how you spread the message.

GoldtopSam commented on 25 Aug 2010

Believe it or not I use a Jack LaLane 99 buck juicer. These have gotten poor reviews, but I have been beating it to death for two years and it keeps the juice coming. When it dies, I'll get another. Does what it says it does, juice comes out one end, the peel comes out the other and into the peel tank. Easy peasy. Produces a good amount of juice per veg. If you're a hardcore juicer, you might want to spend more, but this works for me.

GoldtopSam commented on 25 Aug 2010

Also, not too much fruit juices, they can spike blood sugar level and are highly acidic. Add them as a small additive, a little goes a long way. Mixing apple and carrot juices is a sure way to one hell of a belly ache. It's the malic acid in apples when mixed with other high fiber veg. Good veg to start. Celery, cucumbers, beets, parsley, cilantro, kale, romaine. Do not use iceberg, very little nutrient content

HeuristicThought commented on 13 Aug 2012

@tiffanychoable wow that's even cheaper where I live and I live in a good area of the u.s. for produce. Produce varies by region and those regions vary in quality depending on season, I saw a video where someone said "that looks like $700 of produce" and It got thumbs'd up a bunch of times and I was thinking hmm looks like $400 or so, It really all varies by region, something interesting to think about

Lioba Miller commented on 08 Mar 2011

Dan, thank you so much for all your informative videos. I am just starting on my journey. My health is lousy, I feel terrible most of the time, and I weight 435 pounds. My daughter has been mostly raw for some time now, and she is a great encouragement. She showed me youtube, and all the great helpful videos. Keep up the good work!! People need to know that what we're eating is killing us.

rukahs357 commented on 31 May 2010

Ok I've watched a few of your videos and in everyone you're juicing large amounts of fruits and vegetables. This is somewhat confusing to me, I juice 4 carrots, half a stalk of celery, 1 beat, and an apple and I have a full glass. I was told that saving the juice strips it of the vitamins and such. So why do you make so much?

Kris B. commented on 27 Jul 2011

omg I just tried this one this morning and its DEEEEElish! I was shocked. This was my very first vegetable juice experience and it went really well! Right now I'm only drinking a juice for breakfast but as the weeks progress I want to replace each and every meal with juice!

jagerhardin commented on 19 Sep 2009

Thank you, you are very inspirational. May I ask a question? I am a diabetic who has gained crazy weight since being placed in insulin. I too was a body builder a while ago so I do have discilpline. What diet or juice mixture would you reccomend? Thanks!

Mark S commented on 12 Feb 2011

Hey what do you think about colloidal silver? I'm curious because there is a lot of hype and misinformation out there. Regardless a healthy diet is the foundation to wellness, the CS I use as a "second" immune system against cold, flus etc.

dallas75205 commented on 29 Jul 2009

just curious - why did you juice your vegetables and then put the juice in the Vita-Mix. You could done made the juice in the Vita-Mix and you wouldn't have thrown away all of the good stuff. The Vita-Mix breaks everything down.

The Greens Guru commented on 03 Nov 2011

Where do I get the new "Green Juice" DVD? I went to your website & saw all the other DVDs but not the one that was going on sale today 11-3-11. I set my alarm so I wouldln't forget :) Please let me know. Thanks! :)

marti commented on 23 Jan 2010

Love it, love it , love it!!!! Keep going and show us more about how to clean things up and the machine, how do you clean it up? and do you live in your RV??????? Wonderful!! living raw in Oklahoma

Subarna Ghimire commented on 10 Dec 2012

Hi there, have you discovered Atomic Fat Loss? (just google it) You will learn about the crimes we commit against our bodies. With Atomic Fat Loss, you will discover how to lose fat fast.

Cindy Robertson commented on 07 Feb 2012

Hi Dan..I've heard you mention your former body building life..I'm just wonderig if you have a video about "Your Story"? How you came to be a fruit and vegy regenerator man???

TiffanyChoable commented on 07 Apr 2012

I bought two cucumbers, a bunch of kale, and 6 lemons for $1.97. Raw food isn't that expensive. If people cant afford organic, then people should at least try non organic

Hira Shrestha commented on 05 Jun 2012

Hey, have you considered this plan called the Fat Blast Lifestyle? (look for it on google). My mother in law says it helps people shed fat. Is that possible?

Roman Ahmed commented on 24 Apr 2012

Holla! Have you thought about the Fat Blast Furnace (search on google)? Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my friend lost a ton of excess fat.

Passion613 commented on 11 Aug 2010

I got lucky and got a decent Juicer..the Juice Lady Jl500..brand new on Craigs list for 35.00 bucks yesterday...!! someone just had it and never used it...

MadeofBlackIce commented on 24 Apr 2012

Depends. In US perhaps it's cheap. In my country however it's different. Guess that's the price you pay for being born in a shithole like this...:/

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Greg Lamatrice commented on 28 May 2011

Great video, Dan! Hey, with the coconut, put a hole in the top, flip it over onto the vitmix then spike a hole in the bottom. BOOM! Cheers! -Greg

Sumit Bardhan commented on 31 May 2012

Sup, have you heard of this method called the Fat Blast Lifestyle? (check google). My father says it helps people lose weight. What do you think?

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naturallogicskincare commented on 04 Oct 2012

I've been confused, too. The more I research and use my intuition, the more it seems that animal fats help keep sugar from spiking, keep energy balanced throughout the day, BUT, raw foods and juice provide the massive doses of nutrients the body can use to heal quicker. I'm doing a combination of both, lots of rest. Mostly raw greens, smoothies, juices, and some animal fats a few days a week. Make sure you're getting plenty of greens so you have plant based protein, hemp milk, avocado. Good luck

Jonathan Thompson commented on 13 Feb 2015

I lost 80# and been juicing every day for almost 8 straight months. Eating greens, kale, apples, blueberries, coconut oil/milk, ginseng, other herbs. Doing liver cleanse now, apple cider vinegar. Taking probiotics and enzymes. The gut health is essential. I have more muscles than you, but can't get rid of stomach fat any suggestions? Taking iodine, seaweed, bee pollen, hiit with weights every day.

3dmaster commented on 29 Aug 2009

what juicer do you use I seen it in a diff video you said but I can't find it now. Could you put like a list of juicer and food processor and tools you use on your youtube page maybe so its easy to find. I have a juicer but its real crappy need a new one so if you could help would appreciate it! Thanks Dan for the videos and all the help you give everyone!

Jesse-Rose Spiritsong commented on 26 Jul 2010

You should do a rap song, Dan...just joking...=o) I need to sit and take notes on your videos, for about a week and plan accordingly. I am really glad I got this Jack laLanne juicer recently....Ive already lost a few pounds (I dont really need to, but a few pounds never hurt anybody) Now I just need to get a bowflex and a hottub and I'll be all set.

Deana Zollars commented on 14 Mar 2013

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PrincessAloeVera commented on 03 Sep 2015

Nice info really and thank you. But I think for an informational video it would be more appropriate to wear a nice casual shirt, even a nice tank. Its not a big deal but i find the half naked thing just a little too distracting for an info vid. At the beach or at home or any casual activity thats different.

Mary Giambrone commented on 28 Aug 2009

Your videos always leave me feeling better...I do deal with a lot of anxiety at times due to a disorder and I do NOT want to be on chemical medication...I'm a little gun shy with the juicing ,but I think I may have to give it a try. I take Gaba right now and it seems to help a good bit :) Thanks Dan

Gary High-Fruit-Drama commented on 19 Sep 2009

That disclaimer was great and hilarious. I'm gonna start using it. Protein - One may say "carnivores eat a lot of meat ... its natural and they do fine" - But they eat most of the animal, and they first eat the intestine area (and the plant-food contained within them!!).

Ken Wilkens commented on 15 Oct 2011

Your stuff inspires me, bro. Really liked the interview with Durianrider. Any suggestions for 'diet' or go to books for Adrenal Exhaustion recovery? Reading Dr. Cousens' books and opening a whole new world! Keep up the great work Dan! -ken4health

StarFlower99654 commented on 28 Aug 2009

So is parsley an herb that lends healing to the adrenal gland? Or only the kidneys? I have been looking for ingredients to formulate a perfect adrenal tonic and healing drink (and no I dont want maca in everything). Thanks for this information.

Jake E commented on 29 Oct 2013

This guy is right but you need to be aware that its all about your BLOOD TYPE some of the fruits and veg will HURT YOU that is no LIE.....ANCESTRY AND BLOOD TYPE ...EAT RIGHT FOR YOUR BLOOD TYPE..i em blood type A for example ..

Jonathan Thompson commented on 13 Feb 2015

juice carrots, celery, cucumber, parsley every day. Eating these raw as well and developed taste for it. Hate sugar and won't eat it. No flour, gluten, sugar. Even avoid honey. Coconut and cilantro yes. Feel great.

_itselisabeth commented on 29 Aug 2009

This is good stuff. Does this apply to postpartum depression too? I had that after giving birth to two of my children and it was awful. I've been juicing a lot more since I started watching you and I feel so much better.

betti111 commented on 28 Aug 2009

Dan your awesome.... U get to the basics and I love that... PS: quick question: what type of juicer do you use...you seem to get more juice out of your veges than I do....thanks! keep on kickinn asssss :)

FluidFreedom commented on 28 Aug 2009

I love how simple you make raw seem. I've been researching raw for some time now and other videos I have seen make raw seem too time consuming. I love that you make it simple!

xKuma420 commented on 30 Aug 2012

i read in dr wilsons book that animal protein is good for adrenals. and then u say it produces adenal. can someone please explain this to me. thanks for the recipe. bless!

vegan commented on 28 Aug 2009

Damn! You really need to do lectures and workshops! You are AMAZING! I cant say it enough!!!!!!!!! Your better than anyone I have ever heard even the top "raw food guru"

Jonathan Thompson commented on 13 Feb 2015

Lou's products are great. I also drink Lion Heart chinese herbal teas. Increasing jing and relaxing/mental clarity. Sleep 8 hours - listen to Jody hypnosis videos.

Juan Vasquez commented on 22 Apr 2013

Thank you Dan! I was going strong with the juicing and then the cravings came back with avengence. It's like the cravings took a gun to my whole juicing motivation.

Elainaloveyou commented on 30 Aug 2009

Hey Dan, Looking good! I love your advice. I think juice is the way to go too. Didn't know corn was good for kidneys. I love raw corn :)

MARK DAVIS commented on 09 Nov 2011

I have a question for you. I am trying to go raw, but I have been having issues of bloating and very gassy. How do I remedy the problem.

rachelsmename commented on 08 Dec 2009

wow, thank you. I had no idea that leafy greens had protein in them. You look like you work out too. What do you do for exercise?

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Ju light commented on 10 Jun 2010

you are soooooo cooooool !!!! thank you very very much !!!!!! oneness love and light from Paris France

rachelsmename commented on 05 Dec 2009

Great and inspiring video to juice veggies and fruits. What do you do for protein? My guess is raw nuts.

Growingeuro commented on 21 Jul 2013

You are a inspiration. Thank you and god bless :) I´m starting juicing tomorrow for a while.

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