How To Get Drunk and Piss Off the Neighbors Upstairs
This is what happens when it's summer, and you're home alone, bored, drunk, and really, really fuckin annoyed with the obnoxiously loud Tribe that lives ...
I also have a small tribe that lives above me in the form of a 90lb ugly 40
year old hag and she makes more noise than an atomic bomb going off ... I
play loud music (with lots of bass) when I grow tired of hearing her. I
bang on the ceiling... thank god I'm moving, but I'll make her life a
living Hell for as long as I'm here...
Sort of. I heard the kids jumping up and down again once, went upstairs, found their window to be open and lectured them myself since the parents were nowhere to be seen. The looks on their faces were priceless.
When I'm trying to sleep but my upstairs neighbor is like
Ah, the beauties of apartment living! At my first apartment I had loud
neighbors below me that would blast music. I would stomp on the ground when
it was too loud. One afternoon they were blasting it as usual and I stomped
on the ground...they then banged on the ceiling! So, I did what any
rational person would do in that situation...I put my big sub and two other
big speakers down on the ground and blasted the loudest thing I could find.
They turned their music off after about 30 seconds. :-)
Picture her brunette,, 45, even more pissed, & in the dark. Now, substitute
for dog barking exactly 4 times (woof, woof, woof, woof) every 8 seconds
from 10:30 pm til midnite. Ok, you w/ me? At 12:02 am substitute bass for
pair of friggin clodhoppers bounding back & forth til 1:30 am. Just for
laughs add banging on balcony & more barking. Finally go to sleep only to
be woken by loud thud exactly 13 minutes later. Now keep the eye twitch,
substitute the broom for a gun & this video is about me.
Everybody has them, nobody wants them: neighbors You really should ask
politely if they maybe could stop the noise, and if they don´t react you
might want to consider kicking their asses. I just remember, my brother one
time had neighbormusicnoise and what he finally did was, he turned the
loudspeakers towards the wall and put them directly against the wall and
turned his music up....and it worked :D Or you could record their noise and
play it to them when they want to sleep.
Had a dog in the yard behind me that barked all the time. Moved house.
Important criteria for new house was *no dogs* in neighbours yards. A month
later new neighbours moved in. they had a german shepherd. It barked a lot.
.. .. My job at that time involved cutting through traffic at dangerous
speeds on a motorbike for 10-12 hours a day so I *really* needed my sleep.
I feel your pain. PS, My G*d you're cute, how did you turn a whinge into
something so totally adorable?
only call the cops as a last resort. I had a party at my place on my 21st
birthday and my neighbors called the cops on us. I would have easily
settled everything down had the neighbors just come over and ask for us to
be quiet. But at the same time if you ask and they don't settle down then
it is only fair to do everything you can to make your living situation
comfortable. After all you pay just as much to live there as they do.
i had this problem before some people from youtube help me good advice i
checked my lease see if it talks about 80 percent of the apt has to have
carpet write to the building management i know you dont want to talk to the
people from upstairs save you the headache and fighting call the city ask
about the code for the noise ordinance also record the sound i taped my
itouch with a mic to the ceiling
everyones got a neighbor story. i lived in a wooden building in san
francisco with 2 small children upstairs. these kids had more energy than
the enegizer bunny. they would run back and forth across the floor... and
you know wood vibrates and carries sound really good. i ended up having to
get bluetooth earphones just so i could hear my tv.
I'm dealing with this shit right now. I'm pretty sure my new neighbors
upstairs descended from the stone age and use bricks as footwear. All I
hear is "thump, thump, thump..." with the occasional "BANG" thrown in there
because somebody dropped the god damn blender. I'm just gonna start
shooting flare guns out my windows.
ever tried talking to them ? if yes just call the cops when it happens
again at night. my story is better though, i used to have 2 soldiers of the
bundeswehr(german army)and their girlfriends living above me , always
throwing parties and all!one night all the guests got really drunk and
puked from the balcony -
I can't stand this! Pisses me off! SCUM, plain and simple! And if the
building is of poor structure, it is even worse. I feel your pain and know
what you are going through. It sucks. My neighbors sound like they weigh
1000lbs each. Thank you for sharing your experience! It helps me to cope
with mine.
Oh my God, I feel for you girl. I am going through the same trauma. I do
hope that you have moved to somewhere else by this time. I also want to
record the noise they make but I do not have a video camera yet. Could you
recommend one to me? You can just reply to me privately. Thanks
You gotta cut a b*tch, essa. Go up there one night and shiv them all. Or go
passive aggressive. Bake them a cookie cake, that says in icing: "Please be
a little less hard on your floors and a few decibles lower with your rock
music. Or get carpet." and leave it at their doorstep.
If you don't have a video camera, try buying a cheap digital camera--they
all have video with audio features to videotape stuff. Or buy a small
microcassette recorder. Another option--If you have an mp3 player see if it
has a recording feature that allows you to record voice.
i feel ur pain. i live right under a family full of kids who make noise
from 9am to about 3pm and thy start back up later on that night.. they
run,jump,stomp,throw (heavy) things on the floor. they're doing it right
now and im about to go beat down thir door and KILL
The neighbors below my mom's apartment used to be so freakin' loud that the
wooden thing that held the T.V rattled. My mom called the cops on them
three times and they got kicked out of the apartments. That was a long
while ago, but I'm happy they're gone. *faints*
did you ever think there a satanic cult n they have like a drum circle type
thing going on of a night time which explains the loud noises and banging
on the floor and some form of human sacrafice is going on with the
screaming at the end of it o_0 HAhahaHAHAHAHAH
i was away that night myself but after sleeping out my own "intoxication"
and stepping out onto the balcony to breath some fresh air .... well you
probably can imagine my suprrise i told my friends that the german army
attacked my family with "biologic" weapons
LMAO! That stomping you did.. I was always doing that imitating my old
neighbours, plus making weird godzilla noises. We used to call them the
minotaurs. Among other things... I hope you got out of there, for your
sanity's sake, or that they moved.
It's just a matter of time before they get the boot and then an elderly
couple move in and start complaining about you, your youngin' friends and
your devil's music a.k.a. Norah Jones(If you're into Norah Jones) Oh the
circle of life! ;P
Ask them if they want to have my old upstairs hag join them. They would
make a great team. They could be loud together all night and have good
times. Gotta hate apartments, if only we were all rich and could just move
out like that.
YEY!!! A NEW VIDEO thts quite funny at da end lolzz aaaaaaaarr
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr aaaaaaaaaaarr cut out tht racket lmfao yhoou shud give em
a complaint (i dunno jus a random suggestion lolzz) NEIGHBORS ARE SOO
ANNOYIN SUMTYMZ :(
one of my friends had this happenning to him too ... one night he got
pissed and picked the lock of the main electrical panel, and turned off
their appartment's ^^; ... well I dunno if it's true, but it was funny to
hear :P
lol...i guess...but like i said...i dont Think she wants to cause to much
trouble...but your right, (i think)..ive never had apartment
neibors....prob. cause ive never lived in an appartment...lol
I dont think aimee is like that..lol...shes not a snitch....and i dont
really thin that she wants to make a big thing out of it.... Kraamer ps
just my gusse....not putting any words in her mouth
Apartments/flats suck. I had years of living under idiots. Damn footsteps
drive you potty. I've even lived above a lunatic who used to blast the tv
below me. There is no escape!!!!
Above our room, above Cabin 511 is another room, an evil room, an evil room filled with girls. These girls are NOT nice. They enjoy to repeatedly jump off of their ...
Hacking in a mountain is a good choice, me too get into the wild everytime
when I can't stand my horrible neighbors.but the final solution would
always be: get a house.