Obama has deported more people then all the dick headed republicans before
him put together. Contrary to popular belief it isn't just Mexicans.
GrandMaster Renato is about to be deported as his greencard is conditional
to him being employed. He was fired from his part time gig at Fogo Do Chao.
IF YOU HAVE A FAT SLUTTY FRIEND contact me and we will arrange a cham
marriage. If u support Renato buy a dam shirt and DO NOT TRAIN NO GI. Also
do not smoke the penis blunt with Eddie Brabo and Joe R
i almost cried when I heard his story about growing up sniffing glue in the
favela et. Here is the thing though, I have never seen a video qhere he
speaks portuguese. BUT he does have the brazilian accent down. He nasalizes
vowels right where you would expect and does the "u" before the"l" like in
Brazil > Braziul just like a real brazilian. That's what threw me off. Also
though he is always saying "caralho". Thta is trademark brazilian/carioca.
but he is american? bu shirt is not at site
"ONCE the greatest pound per pound" WTF?!?!??! I take great offense to
that. He is still the best fighter out there. But the MMA mafia fucks wont
let him fight any of their fighters. They just wont give him a shot anymore
cause they dont want him fucking up their tramarked fighters. It is all
marketing. It's a lie. The Masons, jews, and mormons are are colluding just
to make money. The Brazilian Military dictatorship fell the year Renato was
born. Dont forget that
If you love Renato as much as anyone who has any respect at all for BJJ
then you need to show your support by buying a M&^* F*** shirt to help keep
him in the country. Also buy the home churrascaria oven. I have a George
Foremen Grill but still bought Ranato's churrascaria oven. It's like eating
at a Brazilian meat house but your ass wont feel sore from the outrageous
price of food. HOLD ON RENATO!! WE'LL KEEP YOU IN THE COUNTRY
Renato is a living legend, he was once the best pound for pound bjj fighter
in the world, no doubt about it. He has the biggest and best bjj school in
brazil you know. Don't know what is he doing in the USA though. Most of the
guys who aren't hardcore martial artist don't recognize Renato and they
don't give his the respect that he deserves. He is a nation star and a hero
in brazil though
Renato moved to USA and established himself as the best BJJ coach in the
States. He won BJJ world championships 27 times and he has one of the best
BJJ gyms in USA. He trains the best UFC fighters. How dare you disrespect
him like that, he is 10th degree black belt and his grandfather trained the
Gracie clan.
First off, thats no Apple, thats an Orange, lol. Secondly, man was made to
eat fruits and vegetables, not made to eat supplements and artificial
stuff, thats cutting corners. Much like with everything in life, cutting
corners leads to a less well-functioning end-product.
QUICK REMINDER TO PEOPLE THAT DO NOT KNOW THIS GUY RENATO LARANJA is an
INSIDE JOKE between joe and eddie bravo and other people it is obvious to
me The guys REAL NAME is Hassan orange hes an actor watch dis clips:
/watch?v=rhCmvtaD8qA /watch?v=Dn5C2nKO8vY
This dude has it absolutely frkn Nailed right on the head! Anybody who
trains even a lil or has spent anytime around brasilians knows exactly how
they are... 27time champ and Gods gift yo bjj... freakin Hilarious!!! You
go Hassan! aka Uncle Henatch!
I agree 100%. So many bjj noobs and internet warriors don't know about all
of the epic matches he's been in. I think ever since he left Favela the
money went to his head. At my bjj school we have his picture under Master
Helio's
My cousin's best friend used to date Renato when they were teenagers in
Curacao, Brazil. She said she didn't like to have sex with him because he
has a 10" penis and he was so aggressive in bed. No lie.
Renato taught me about the importance of fruitch and vegetables. Now I am
better at a brazilian jiu jitsu, better in the bedroom, just a better in
every thing. Thanks Renato!!!
This is not true. He is one of the most legendary BJJ masters ever. Far,
FAR above black belt level and rigt up there with Rickson Gracie and Mansur
as one of the gods of BJJ.
ROFL ROFL ROFL laranga is my fuking hero man!! he choked out eddie bravo,
and eddie bravo choked out royler, so rentao is beter then royler and
anyone royler has ever beatn.
Some people commenting are brain dead for sure........Renato Laranja is a
fictional character.....I guess some people like him, but I think he's just
an annoying idiot.
"henatch laranjah" (as it's prenounced, lol) is the fucking man! check his
twitter feed, he is genius! lmao, gotta be one of the funniest twitter
accounts out there!
Nate Diaz scared the shit out Renato Laranja... I've never seen Renato so
scared he couldn't talk... I wish Nate would put that loud mouth in his
place...
Renato Laranja Interviews Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson At HQ Brand/10th Planet HQ
A funny MMA video with the great Renato Laranja and Tony "EL CUCUY" Ferguson. Eat fruits and vegetables joelsells www.m.mrjoel51 joel franco w bush.
i went to one of master renato laranja's seminars last year. he is very
inspirational and the afternoon i spent at the seminar improved my ground
game to another level. He took me back to the basics and we drilled through
various techniques. He showed me the real way. I no longer do the bomba and
i started a 12 week cycle of fruits and vegetables 3 weeks ago and i have
already put on 5.4kg of muscle.
This guy has the BEST UNDERSTANDING of a "Composite" of every single
Brazilian BJJ black-belt from the 1990's rolled into one. This character is
awesome: "For make better fight" Classic.
Yeah you gotta love a guy who assumes that a certain type of music makes
someone gay. It translates to "I listen to my kind of music so that I don't
look gay". lol
dont be stupid...get a decent comeback line. PS. The music does suck...what
does belly dancing have to do with BJJ? The Renatooooo song kicked ass
though.
This guy has the BEST UNDERSTANDING of a "Composite" Brazilian BJJ
black-belt from like the 1990
Where You At? Episode 4 With Sean McClure Featuring Renato Laranja
Taking a break from speaking at the Fruits and Vegetables convention, Renato Laranja speaks to Sean McClure from BJPenn.com about taking over the UFC, ...
Hahaha.... Rory or as Renato says, "Hory" dresses like a nerd, so why not
bring back jean jackets. Lol. I can't wait to see people get head butted
and kicked in the nuts again. Do it Renato!!! ...... Nice Sean. Another
classic. Looking forward to the next one
seems like eddie took rogans side n tried to act like he was cooler the mr
orange . i love anyone until they show some real signs of lookin down
on someone....unless their great actors who staged all this
+culinaryg Yeah this is all staged. Renato is a character. He is an american. He is an actor. This started at 10th planet, he would go in pretending to be a Karate master challenge Eddie, get choked out ect ask for money back then throw it at Eddie. Theres video of these things, before the Renato character was born.